Don’t Eat The Parrot, David Hasselhoff!
Ah, sir Mitch Buchanon. We are having a laugh and a half with that pet parrot, aren’t we? For a moment, we thought you were going to bite its head off! Nay, you’re simply kissing the bird.
The Daily Mail reports that David Hasselhoff is planning to purchase a house near his Welsh girlfriend’s hometown for just under $2 million. The Hoff, 57, has been dating shop assistant Hayley Roberts, 31, since she asked for his autograph earlier this year at a Britain’s Got Talent audition in Cardiff, Wales. The couple took part in a Baywatch photoshoot for HELLO! Magazine…and it was absurd. Roberts told the British mag that she’s a bit confused about their status: “After he says, ‘I love you’ he says, ‘That just means I really like you. So I don’t know if he means it or not.”