Donatella Versace Keeps The Spirit Of Jim Henson Alive

Here’s the gorgeous Donatella Versace. I…I don’t know what to say about this. It’s too late for sunscreen, right? Once you’ve permanently baked yourself into a riverbed, and done enough cocaine that your face is sliding off your skull, the jig is up, right? Here’s Donatella Versace looking like she just popped out of the Mos Eisley cantina in the first Star Wars flick after a hard night of drinking with Han and Chewie.

Donatella made an appearance at the Versace Men’s Line launch party at Barney’s New York. Woody Allen, his incest victim, socialite Tinsley Mortimer, Patti LaBelle, and Scissor Sisters front man Jake Shears were also up in that bitch. You know that coat on Patti is real. She probably pointed out which animals she wanted slaughtered.

Donatella was recently appointed chairperson of Fashion Fringe. Fashion Fringe appears to be some sort of program designed to aid designers in Britain by awarding scholarships and funding. Donatella is taking over for sweaty fashion sex god and future parent Tom Ford.

Don’t do drugs, kids. And don’t wile away your hours on a tanning bed while giving orders to minions in Italian. Don’t smoke. That’s what I’ve taken away from this. Well, that and I have some new ideas on how to hide my receding hairline.

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13 more photos from the Versace Men’s Line Launch Party featuring Donatella Versace, Simon Doonan, Tinsley Mortimer, Jake Shears, Patti LaBelle, Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn are after the jump.

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