Donatella Versace Keeps The Spirit Of Jim Henson Alive

March 19th, 2008 // 9 Comments

Here’s the gorgeous Donatella Versace. I…I don’t know what to say about this. It’s too late for sunscreen, right? Once you’ve permanently baked yourself into a riverbed, and done enough cocaine that your face is sliding off your skull, the jig is up, right? Here’s Donatella Versace looking like she just popped out of the Mos Eisley cantina in the first Star Wars flick after a hard night of drinking with Han and Chewie.

Donatella made an appearance at the Versace Men’s Line launch party at Barney’s New York. Woody Allen, his incest victim, socialite Tinsley Mortimer, Patti LaBelle, and Scissor Sisters front man Jake Shears were also up in that bitch. You know that coat on Patti is real. She probably pointed out which animals she wanted slaughtered.

Donatella was recently appointed chairperson of Fashion Fringe. Fashion Fringe appears to be some sort of program designed to aid designers in Britain by awarding scholarships and funding. Donatella is taking over for sweaty fashion sex god and future parent Tom Ford.

Don’t do drugs, kids. And don’t wile away your hours on a tanning bed while giving orders to minions in Italian. Don’t smoke. That’s what I’ve taken away from this. Well, that and I have some new ideas on how to hide my receding hairline.

Photos: WENN

13 more photos from the Versace Men’s Line Launch Party featuring Donatella Versace, Simon Doonan, Tinsley Mortimer, Jake Shears, Patti LaBelle, Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn are after the jump.

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Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey
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  1. T-Bone

    I wonder what life is like for Soon Yi Previn. It’s gotta be strange being adopted by really famous, crazy, in the first place, and then having your famous adoptive dad decide he wants to take you away from all you know and make you his partner. Odd. No wait ——- gross.

  2. jbonz

    You Guys! That’s Iggy Pop in drag!
    …right?

  3. Michele

    I’ve heard that Donatella is a product junkie and has hundreds of beauty creams lining her bathroom…..it’s apparent she’s never opened any of them.

  4. moijo

    Here’s Donatella Versace looking like she just popped out of the Mos Eisley cantina in the first Star Wars flick after a hard night of drinking with Han and Chewie.

    J. Harvey, you are a medical miracle, because instead of blood you have comedy gold running through your veins.

  5. green cardigan

    She’s got puffy old lady ankles! and her arm skin looks like it could be folded uo and put in her pocket. and any heavy weight boxer would be proud of that nose. Dear God.
    And I thought th Italians were stylish

  6. tinat

    green cardigan…
    those are called cankles…not ankles…
    and you are so right…they are so wrong!

  7. Jeanie

    Donatella is a man, right? Seriously, that is one big ugly trannie complete with receding hairline.

  8. Zekers

    …an unattractive man at that, Jeanie.

  9. Janine

    If she looks like that now, imagine how she will look in 15 years! I feel scared, comfort me, J. Harvey.

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