Donald Trump’s Not A Fan Of Germs

June 29th, 2006 // 2 Comments

Donald Trump isn’t a fan of germs. Um, well who really is? According to the Donald, his fear of germs is almost borderline obsessive. He won’t touch the ground floor button (next time your in one of Trumps buildings, lick the Penthouse button) of an elevator, and he avoids shaking hands with people, especially teachers (who are known germ magnets).

He says, “I’m going to do everything in my power not to shake hands with teachers. They have 17,000 germs per square inch on their desk. That’s ten times the germ rate of those in other professions. It’s absolutely swarming with germs. In fact, from now on I’m just going to walk up to my office. It’s pretty high up there, but I could use the exercise.”

Donald Trump Hates Germs, Won’t Touch Teachers [Starpulse]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. SundayLush

    it’s hard to picture someone afraid of teacher’s germs when they must harbour at least 7 different species of head lice in their obnoxious (quoting brandon davis) firecrotch comeover.

    sorry for the donald trump crotch visual.

    but really.

  2. SocialButterfly

    Does he not have a door/elevator operator? If not he should do the elbow manuever to press the buttons like I do, or carry a tissue.

    I am almost OCD about germs too as are so many celebrites including Howie Mandel (never shakes/touches people on his game show) and Matt Lauer tries to avoid shaking hands, but when he does, has a bottle of hand sanitizer nearby.
    With all of the diseases today…you never know. Look up MRSA….that’s scary. http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/hip/ARESIST/mrsa.htm

    We NOW know what to buy teachers for gifts…..Hand sanitizer and Clorox/Lysol cleaning wipes.

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