Donald Trump: The Wedding

January 21st, 2005 // 5 Comments


Let’s job hope he doesn’t decide to make a musical out of the wedding.

The Donald is vowing to be a good husband this time around.

“While I’m married, you mean like no dating, things like that? … That never goes over big with your wife. I’ll be a very good husband.” [Lowdown]

He’s so wise.

Not sure what to get the happy couple as a wedding gift? Well they are registered at Tiffany & Co., trendy Bergdorf Goodman in New York and linen specialist Frette. There are the basics, sterling silver rings from Tiffany for $200 each, Tiffany’s English King pattern flatware – five-piece setting costs $480, a creme cashmere throw for the bed from Frette is only $950, and a $8,500 fruit bowl in Royal Copenhagen’s Flora Danica line. [via Sun-Times]

I wish them both much luck with the wedding. Hopefully Melania’s tit won’t pop out of this dress.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. ap

    can someone tell me if this woman is unable to smile? she always has that same stupid “i’m so sexy” look on her face, it’s irritating.

  2. Amy

    Why did she already show the world her wedding dress? Isn’t that supposed to be bad luck?

  3. C.K. Dexter-Haven

    I am with you AP…All but one picture of her that I have seen makes her look like she is in serious pain…like she ate bad clams or something and can’t wait to get to the loo but the photographers are impedeing her progress…

    Maybe she will smile at the wedding…I do wonder about the details of the pre-nup tho…

  4. I think that disaster of a wedding dress is a sign of things to come. She’ll be getting chummy with Ivana soon.

  5. Yeesh – if this is her expression when smiling for the camera… that doesn’t bode well for the Donald.

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