Donald Trump: The Wedding

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Let’s job hope he doesn’t decide to make a musical out of the wedding.

The Donald is vowing to be a good husband this time around.

“While I’m married, you mean like no dating, things like that? … That never goes over big with your wife. I’ll be a very good husband.” [Lowdown]

He’s so wise.

Not sure what to get the happy couple as a wedding gift? Well they are registered at Tiffany & Co., trendy Bergdorf Goodman in New York and linen specialist Frette. There are the basics, sterling silver rings from Tiffany for $200 each, Tiffany’s English King pattern flatware – five-piece setting costs $480, a creme cashmere throw for the bed from Frette is only $950, and a $8,500 fruit bowl in Royal Copenhagen’s Flora Danica line. [via Sun-Times]

I wish them both much luck with the wedding. Hopefully Melania’s tit won’t pop out of this dress.

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