Charlie From “Lost” Gets A Job, Eats Wallet

Here’s shortish Britsh actor Dominic Monaghan at the airport, with his wallet firmly in his mouth. I don’t trust those security people sometimes either. Dominic played Charlie on “Lost” until….oh wait…this would be a spoiler and I know inevitably some bitch will be like, you should have put that behind a tag! And I’ll be like it was on five hundred years ago. I can’t help it if your friggin’ Netflix queu is full up! Anyway, to avoid the drama – read on after the jump about Dominic Monaghan.


More photos of Dominic Monaghan at LAX are after the jump.

Thanks for joining us. Anyway bitch got killed on “Lost” in last season’s finale. Good. He was annoying. That whole scene with the imaginary peanut butter with Claire in the very beginning made me despise him. I don’t know what it was. I like peanut butter. Anyway, Dom’s been cast in the new “Wolverine” solo flick starring Hugh Jackman. If you didn’t already know, J. Harvey is a big ole’ comic geek. And I am constantly slapped in the face with comic book movies that screw it all up for me. For example, that new flick “Wanted” with Angelina? It’s a comic book about supervillains! Not assassins! Dumb Hollywood superhero-ruining bitches! Anyway, Dom’s playing a character named “Beak” who was mainly comic relief in the “X-Men” book so it might work. Maybe. I mean, they have Liev Schrieber’s middle-aged ass playing “Sabretooth”? How in Stan Lee’s name is that going to work out? Jesus, I should have a retainer I am such a nerd.

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