Does Bono’s Wife Know About This?

July 27th, 2007 // 100 Comments

Seriously, hasn’t he been married for a long time? What’s he up to? Plus, how does he understand what the hell she’s saying? Can anyone? I’m not even baggin’ on her because English is her 2nd language. I bet she’s unintelligible in her homeland, too. Anyway, Bono and Penelope Cruz keep holding hands all over the globe. He better keep it in check, or his wifey’s gonna get all that “Joshua Tree” money.

For the U2 frontman, 47, Spanish actress Penelope Cruz, 33, and model Helena Christensen have been spotted walking hand-in-hand along a Saint Tropez beach.

Cruz and Bono were also snapped leaving the exclusive VIP Room nightclub in the French Riviera. Holding hands as they exited the club they cosied up and seemed lost in conversation as they were driven away.

Threesome! The report goes on to state that Penny is a big fan of Bono’s and has always spoken glowingly about him. How do they even know what she was saying? She could have meant Sonny. Or Chastity.

(Flynet)

More of Penelope Cruz and Bono after the jump.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
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  1. Right. I don’t care how understanding wifey is, a husband should not have date nights with other women. Period.

  2. Sarah

    I still hate Penelope Cruz.

  3. Karin

    Actually, Bono’s supposed affair with Andrea Corr is pretty well known.

    I’d rather it not be true but I believe it.

  4. Persistent Cat

    U2 still is awesome. I get so annoyed when everyone keeps going on about old U2 and new U2 and new U2 sucks. No it doesn’t, they are artists and they progress. Who wants to hear the same album over and over again? And why must he get slagged for all the good he does? He uses his celebrity for good.

    Penelope Cruz strikes me as a very demonstrative person. She’s probably the type to be very touchy, hence the hand holding. And if that is his daughter (I don’t know) then who’d be that fucking dumb?

    And All That You Can’t Leave Behind rocked. Elevation is one of their greatest songs.

  5. high heels

    It’s nice that some people think Bono and Ali don’t have an open marriage. Just because he’s not into condoms doesn’t mean he’s a good Catholic!
    The guy did loads of coke back in the 90′s, he’s been known to have hit it with 2 of the Corr sisters, Patsy Kensit has been rumoured to be his bit on side for years and it’s been reported that Ali and him have had threesomes with her. Yeah he’s a real saint – don’t believe the hype!

  6. Suz

    Rumors of Bono screwing around on his wife have been around since the very early 1980′s as the U2 fan magazine outed him being inappropropriately close with the lead singer from Clannad. Like most men he isn’t half of what he *thinks* he is and he certainly isn’t ‘St Bono’ as half the world is lead to believe…

  7. Good nose

    There is a story about Bono, Ali and the late Paula Yeats in the same bed. Also a witness reported Bono disappeared in the night town with a transsexual beaty in Rome. Crappy gossips? In an interview he once said he doesn’t think ‘chastity’ was human’s nature.

  8. Panda

    I read an interview with Ali (it was in a sunday newspaper mag here in UK) where she was asked about how she coped with her husbands rock star life style and her response was she doesn’t ask or want to know what he gets upto. She practically said he cheated and she didn’t give a shit.

  9. Lara

    Ali is friends with Helena, there’s a video of them shopping together than day too. And since Bono’s 2 daughters were there, and the fact that the cameras catching the moment didn’t bother him, I think it can be said that there’s nothing weird going on. Oh and if you watch the video of the moment, he grabs their hands when the paps get too close, so it’s more him making sure he doesn’t lose his friends in a crowd.

  10. gehge

    penelope es mas puta q las gallinas del Nilo,q aprendieron a nadar pa follarse a los patos!!(jajajaja,

  11. iren33

    Someone said me his wife dumped him long time ago for someone else and they sometimes are still together for their kids.

  12. amused

    clearly she does know about this . i always find it funny how the media does crap like this. do they even know what bono’s wife looks like? of course not they could give a shit. in the 90s, they had a pic of bono standing next to some model, and the captions about the love affair soared. haha and they had purposely cut bono’s wife out of the picture, who was apparently standing on the other side of him.

    besides, they’ve failed to mention in this article that Bono’s daughter is right there in the picture! his wife is probably not too far behind. the family is always spotted in France around this time of year. it is called SUMMER HOLIDAYS.

    how come they don’t post pictures of bono rollin on the floor with girls on stage while singing “with or without you?”

  13. Jack

    You people who think Bono is cheating are idiots

    Because
    A.) As some people said before Bono’s daughter is right behind Bono,Helena and Penelope in the picture and
    B.) In Europe they are much more liberal in their attitudes towards marriage and hand holding with a woman that is not your wife of girlfriend is not looked at as cheating…friends hold other friends hands and brothers hold sisters hands and think nothing of it..but in this country every body is so Paranoid and PC

  14. Jack

    You people who think Bono is cheating are idiots

    Because
    A.) As some people said before Bono’s daughter is right behind Bono,Helena and Penelope in the picture and
    B.) In Europe they are much more liberal in their attitudes towards marriage and hand holding with a woman that is not your wife of girlfriend is not looked at as cheating…friends hold other friends hands and brothers hold sisters hands and think nothing of it..but in this country every body is so Paranoid and PC

  15. Jack

    You people who think Bono is cheating are idiots

    Because
    A.) As some people said before Bono’s daughter is right behind Bono,Helena and Penelope in the picture and
    B.) In Europe they are much more liberal in their attitudes towards marriage and hand holding with a woman that is not your wife of girlfriend is not looked at as cheating…friends hold other friends hands and brothers hold sisters hands and think nothing of it..but in this country every body is so Paranoid and PC

  16. Jack

    You people who think Bono is cheating are idiots

    Because
    A.) As some people said before Bono’s daughter is right behind Bono,Helena and Penelope in the picture and
    B.) In Europe they are much more liberal in their attitudes towards marriage and hand holding with a woman that is not your wife of girlfriend is not looked at as cheating…friends hold other friends hands and brothers hold sisters hands and think nothing of it..but in this country every body is so Paranoid and PC

  17. Bigman

    Bono would shag any woman.

  18. Andre

    Hey Kittycatastrophe, out of curiosity, exactly what shoes were you wearing?

  19. wydok

    Bono was not brought up Roman Catholic after his mother died because his father stopped going to church.

  20. U2#1fan

    Bono rocks and he wouldnt cheat on ali. He knows that she is way hotter than pe cruz. Those rumors of bono screwing on his wife arent true. Pe and and him hold hands just because they are friends. Whats wrong with that? and anyways bono wouldnt have the balls to cheat on ali in front of his daughter. And by the way helensparkles he isnt catholic he’s a good Christian man. Bono u are freaking hot so ur excused for being short. So Bono dont let these bastards grind you down!

  21. U2#1fan

    An I can’t be holding on to what you’ve got, when all you’ve got is hurt!! One love, One blood, One life you get to do what you should!!

  22. Joe

    i would never take the chance
    of losing love to find romance
    in the mysterious distance
    between a man and a woman……

  23. holdontolove

    Could you tell me the brand of sandals used by bono?

  24. darla

    bonos mistresses according to irish gossip are; lead singer of clannad,kylie minogue,andrea corr and maria mckee. as for ali,not only does she know,she approves.

  25. darla

    on a more interesting note,there has been a story doing hte rounds here in ireland since 1989 that u2 didnt actually write ‘achtung baby’. The story goes that the real writer was a 22 year old single parent from southern ireland whom he was pathologically jealous of and he did everything he could to try to ensure that she couldnt get anyone in the media to print the truth about what he did. He didnt succeed though as word got out within two days. Within a week it had hit Dublin.They didnt get away with it but she didnt get paid either.

  26. darla

    IN OTHER SCANDALOUS NEW,THE EDGE HAS A LOT MORE CHILDREN THAN PEOPLE REALISE,NOT JUST THE ONES WITH THE WIVES…ALI HEWSON ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT ANDREA CORR,HERE IN IRELAND,ANDREA IS KNOWN AS BONOS BITCH.

  27. bonorocks

    I think people are just jealous of his marriage and are looking for a glimmer of hope, so any hot woman he is seen with everyones like ‘o he is havin an affair.’

    But probably not.

  28. bonorocks

    I think people are just jealous of his marriage and are looking for a glimmer of hope, so any hot woman he is seen with everyones like ‘o he is havin an affair.’

    But probably not.

  29. marianne chodacki

    bonos divorced 1996 ali hangs on for money 26 years thay are divorced divorced when has he ever grabed her kissed her married people you no

  30. marianne chodacki

    bonos divorced 1996 ali hangs on for money 26 years thay are divorced divorced when has he ever grabed her kissed her married people you no

  31. marianne chodacki

    bonos divorced 1996 ali hangs on for money 26 years thay are divorced divorced when has he ever grabed her kissed her married people you no

  32. marianne chodacki

    bonos divorced 1996 kissed her married people you no

  33. marianne chodacki

    bonos divorced 1996 kissed her married people you no don t be cowards summit this

  34. J

    Paparazzi/celebrity gossip fiends remind me of the Southern Baptists of my childhood in their imaginations. What is this the 6 inch/Bible rule between males and females? GAH.

    Some people are physically demonstrative which doesn’t make them cheaters.

    I’ve seen alot of pictures of Bono and his wife together and he looks smitten with her in all of them, which I think is really cool after alot of kids and years together. They seem to have a true love story. And I dont think he’d be carrying on an affair in front of one of his teenagers, duh. People just have their heads in the Christian puritanical gutter. Uck. Whatevs.

  35. Francois

    Who cares? I walk hand-in-hand with Penelope Cruz all the time.

  36. caro

    his wife is behind them with their daughters!

  37. simone

    I heard the rumour about achtung baby too..awful if it true.

  38. Alex

    It’s well known that both Penelope Cruz, and Helena Christensen are bi-sexual. The stories about Bono’s drug fueled three in a bed romp with his wife, and Patsy Kensit were reported in the UK press way back in the the early eighties. Patsy was still married to Jim Kerr of “Simple Minds” at the time. What a great “mate” Bono must be.

    What scares me is that Bono lives right next door to Enya in Killiney. What a mind boggling image a Bono, ali, and Enya threesome conjours up.

  39. anne

    Ali would stand more of a chance with enya,she is irelands most famous lesbian,and very discreet too.

  40. Alex

    Enya, a lesbian.
    Surely not.

  41. Alex

    Hey Anne,

    Do you have any info on Enya’s lesbian lifestyle.

    Names of any of her partners/lovers, past or present for example.

  42. anne

    Enya uses the same line of having a ‘japanese business man boyfriend’ that jodie foster used for years before she came out.Enya is from a very conservative background and will never come out.

  43. Alex

    I’ve often wondered about the many “Mysterious” boyfriends she’s always claimed to have had, without a single sighting of any one of them.

    Do you know the identity of any of the women she may have been involved with over the years.

  44. anne

    Sorry but i dont.

  45. Alex

    That’s a pity, as it would have been fun to spark some media interest in Enya’s private life.

  46. anne

    It would be interesting but i m not posting anything i am not sure of.

  47. jason

    Duh, Enya a lesbian. Now that’s feasable. After 25 years hiding and nothing to show for it, odds are YES.
    lucky ladies

  48. darla

    And according to rumours,enya is finally going to tour.

  49. Allie

    Ehh…it’s really stupid that you guys think there’s something going on. I mean, okay, I’m not going to say that I don’t think he MAY cheat on his wife. But seriously, if you think that holding hands is something big, take a look at all the pictures of him in a hot tub with women and times when he brings fans on stage and kisses them. Holding hands is nothing, and I guarantee you Ali Hewson wouldn’t give a shit if she saw these pics (and she probably already has) because she’s seen a lot worse. I’m not saying that I strongly think that he cheats on her. I don’t really know. But these pics mean nothing.

  50. Anna

    Everyone here should team up and write a sitcom…am laughing out LOUD from my sickbed.
    Thanks guys!!

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