Does Bono’s Wife Know About This?

July 27th, 2007 // 100 Comments

Seriously, hasn’t he been married for a long time? What’s he up to? Plus, how does he understand what the hell she’s saying? Can anyone? I’m not even baggin’ on her because English is her 2nd language. I bet she’s unintelligible in her homeland, too. Anyway, Bono and Penelope Cruz keep holding hands all over the globe. He better keep it in check, or his wifey’s gonna get all that “Joshua Tree” money.

For the U2 frontman, 47, Spanish actress Penelope Cruz, 33, and model Helena Christensen have been spotted walking hand-in-hand along a Saint Tropez beach.

Cruz and Bono were also snapped leaving the exclusive VIP Room nightclub in the French Riviera. Holding hands as they exited the club they cosied up and seemed lost in conversation as they were driven away.

Threesome! The report goes on to state that Penny is a big fan of Bono’s and has always spoken glowingly about him. How do they even know what she was saying? She could have meant Sonny. Or Chastity.

(Flynet)

More of Penelope Cruz and Bono after the jump.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
  1. Persistent Cat

    I think his wife might be more upset at that ugly-ass outfit he’s wearing.

    I doubt there’s anything going on.

  2. green cardigan

    A few questions. Where did Bono pick up those appalling sandals ? The heels are about 3 inches thick, and whats with the long sleeve shirt and teeshirt combo. You’re in the South of France for Gods sake! Not the North Pole. Get a bit of sun on that pasty irish bod. You won’t die from it. Blue skin isn’t a good look.

    By the way, Bono’s been with his missus for 25 years. They won’t be splitting up.

  3. T-Bone

    I like Penelope Cruz, but does she have to fall for every famous guy she meets?

    For the sake of Bono, his wife and Penelope, I hope this isn’t what it looks like.

  4. Zekers

    Oh come on green cardigan, the heels are 3 inches thick so he can hang with the models and not face his reality that he is…short. It’s Tom Cruise syndrome!
    I doubt there is anything to this either, Bono is not a stupid man.

  5. Doesn’t he have a history of cheating on his wife ? And isn’t she a lesbian ?

  6. green cardigan

    Bono has SAS….Short Arse Syndrome and I love him for it!

  7. kittycatastrophe

    I took a good,long look at his sandals, and I kid you not, I am wearing the exact same pair right now. Those are chick sandals.

    Oh, he may screw around on the missus be he ain’t ever divorcing her.

  8. matthew

    I AM NEVER WRONG!
    I’VE ALWAYS KNOWN SHE IS HOLLYWOOD’S BIGGEST TOILET SEAT.

  9. BONO'S WIFE

    I hope he makes her bleed when he fucks her in the ass.

  10. Stephanie

    That’s probably a political statement. Do you feel it? Holding hands; in the name of love. Bridging nations; we’re one, but we’re not the same. I feel better just looking at the pictures. It’s for the children. And world peace.

  11. HelenSparkles

    A) Bono is a strict Catholic and would never cheat on his wife.
    B) Bono’s wife is 10 trillion times more gorgeous than Penélope Cruz.
    C) No, his wife is not a lesbian London the Chihuahua, and there are NO stories about him playing around.
    D) Bono and Ali will be laughing about how ludicrous these thoughts are; they’ve been friends with Helena Christensen for yonks. If anything was going to happen, it would have by now.

  12. Zekers

    Oh, well then, if he is a “strict Catholic” I guess there is no story ‘eh? We all know that if one is a “strict Catholic” one is without transgressions…just like the “strict Catholic” Priests.

  13. T-Bone

    That’s right, Zekers — there is absolutely no history of Catholic men doing anything outside of Catholic doctrine and there is absolutely no history of male musicians cheating on their wives ;)

  14. justachick

    Bono is NOT a Catholic. Just because someone is Irish doesn’t make them Catholic.

  15. Mimi

    Be a bit odd since his daughter is pictured in one of the pictures (brown cotton dress). If Bono has the balls to cheat on his missus in front of an offspring he has way more balls than I ever thought.

    His wife Ali is 10X more interesting and cool than he is. More likely she’ll run off with someone …. taller.

  16. superninja

    Homeboy is T-I-N-Y.

  17. green cardigan

    Bono is Roman Catholic, his mother who died when he was a boy, was Protestant, but his father was RC and he was brought up in that faith . I don’t think he is particularly devout (no bread and water pilgrimages) but he is a good Christian man. Albeit a short one, but we’ll forgive him that.

    Check out the photo on the web when he had an audience with Pope John Paul II at the Vatican and the pope tried on his wrap around shades.

  18. Anne

    This is silly, Bono and Penelople have been godd friends for a while, the press always has to make something out of nothing.

  19. u2fan

    Just because his father was Catholic, and his Church of Ireland mother died when he was a teenage, doesn’t make Bono Catholic. He’s a Christian of no particular denomination. And yes, that’s his youngest daughter in the brown/gray dress.

    This was a fun story! Other sites are actually reporting it as real. It makes me, gasp! question gossip!

  20. Matt

    Looks like he likes “Spanish Eyes”, hehe. Damn I’m good :)~.

  21. stolidog

    Bono = Robin Williams.

  22. Jules

    we´ve always known in Spain that she is a “mayjah” SLUT

  23. voice of reason

    It is not appropriate for a married man to be holding hands with a young bimbo, it just isn´t! I don´t care if he´s cheating or not, that´s not the point. He is disrespecting his wife by doing this, it is painful for us to look at it and it´s so unnessecery!

  24. T-Bone

    Anne — how do you know they’ve been good friends for awhile?

    Voice of reason — I think it’s fine to have friendships with the opposite sex or with another person while married as long as everyone involved is informed and respectful. But you’re right — it was kind of surprising to see a photo like this, because I think people tend to respect Bono. Photos like this leave things sort of “open for interpretation”. Hopefully, it’s all on the up and up ;)

  25. T-Bone

    Anne — how do you know they’ve been good friends for awhile?

    Voice of reason — I think it’s fine to have friendships with the opposite sex or with another person while married as long as everyone involved is informed and respectful. But you’re right — it was kind of surprising to see a photo like this, because I think people tend to respect Bono. Photos like this leave things sort of “open for interpretation”. Hopefully, it’s all on the up and up ;)

  26. T-Bone

    Anne — how do you know they’ve been good friends for awhile?

    Voice of reason — I think it’s fine to have friendships with the opposite sex or with another person while married as long as everyone involved is informed and respectful. But you’re right — it was kind of surprising to see a photo like this, because I think people tend to respect Bono. Photos like this leave things sort of “open for interpretation”. Hopefully, it’s all on the up and up ;)

  27. T-Bone

    Ok — how the hell did that multiple post thing happen? Sorry ;(

  28. HelenSparkles said:

    A) Bono is a strict Catholic and would never cheat on his wife.

    ==============================

    Officially the MOST RETARDED thing ever typed here on this site.

    A) Catholics are just as apt to cheat as any other religion, ya moron.

    B) Hopefully all those kids that have been sexually abused by “strict catholic” preists don’t every read that.

    C) Catholic/Agnostic/Wiccan, whatever, he is an internationally famous musician…he’s cheated MANY MANY times before.

  29. Stephanie

    Which again, goes to show that life really does imitate art. We’re one, but we’re not the same. We got to carry each other, carry each other…

  30. green cardigan

    Helena Christensen (I’m too lazy to check the spelling) is a regular visitor in Bono and Ali Hewson’s home in Dublin, Ireland. They’ve all been friends a long time. The Penelope Cruz friendship, I hadn’t heard of. Maybe they were just having a laugh, trying to work the paps into a frenzy by holding hands.

    I mean his daughter was there. His wife is also an intelligent and beautiful woman. She gives Penelope a run for her money in the looks department.

  31. Stephanie

    Ask me to enter, and then you make me crawl…

  32. T-Bone

    And I can’t be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt.

  33. green cardigan

    and I can’t keep holding on..

  34. Stephanie

    Ok, this shit is right off the wife’s webpage, for serious. I guess this clears up how she stands in relationship to Penelope Cruz:

    She’s a wife, mother, social crusader, environmental activist, friend of supermodels and fashion plate. She’s the stunning brunette with the million-watt smile charming world leaders, soothing children and outshining the rich and famous, always impeccably dressed and wearing amazing shoes. She’s Alison Hewson, and she’s so much more than simply Bono’s wife.

    http://alihewson.com/bio.htm

  35. T-Bone

    Sing it all

    One love, one blood, one life, you got to do what you should.
    One life with each other: sisters, brothers.
    One life, but we’re not the same.
    We get to carry each other, carry each other.
    One, one.

  36. green cardigan

    Oh Penny ! WE’RE ONE BUT WE4RE NOT THE SAME !!!!

  37. Stephanie

    … to what you got…

  38. green cardigan

    Love is a temple …

  39. Stephanie

    ** lighters! **

    *** handholding! ***

  40. T-Bone

    Stephanie, so because the wife is amazing and attractive that means that no man would ever cheat on her???? I can name like thousands of cool, attractive women whose husbands have cheated on them. WHY? Because it’s not about the woman (or the cheated on). It’s about the man (or the CHEATER).

  41. Stephanie

    No, actually, I just found that really, really funny. I don’t see anything listed anywhere on Ms. Cruz’s website about a megawatt smile, or amazing shoes.

  42. green cardigan

    Ha ha ! I’m listening to it on my headphones,

    you gave me nothing,
    now that’s all I got

    Bono rocks²!

  43. Stephanie

    Wait! This all makes PERFECT sense! You know those chick shoes that Bono is wearing!? I am gonna put myself out there & guess that they are on loan from Ali’s collection of AMAZING shoes!!

  44. The “singing” here is lovely, but U2 BLOWS!!

    In the 80′s they were OK. Joshua Tree is great, Rattle and Hum isn’t bad and Achtung Baby is also good…Everything after that…CRAP.

    Bono puts all his efforts now into saving the world (always the way to make yourself popular, eh Angelina??)

    Music is no longer his priority and that has shown in the music over the past 10 years.

    PS…Ali Hewson = Rock star wife.
    She gets paid a fortune to turn a blind eye.

  45. Stephanie

    … and Penelope is trying to get in on the amazing shoe action…

    MYSTERY SOLVED!

  46. green cardigan

    their Beautiful Day album was good, but I agree their best music is behind them, but they have some great tunes. Stadium rock at it’s best

  47. T-Bone

    I couldn’t understand all of the awards for Beautiful Day. It was nothing compared to his old music.

    P.S. I wish someone would pay me tons of money to turn a blind eye ;(

  48. daphne

    if they had something going on would they be holding hands with 35 paps around einsteins?

  49. daphne said:
    if they had something going on would they be holding hands with 35 paps around einsteins?

    =================================

    Hey schmuck, he’s Fckin Bono man! He will do whatever he pleases.

  50. debora

    I just came back from the south of France and I cannot believe anyone smiling. It was so hot and the mosquitoes took their lunch with me.

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