Do You Want To Smell Like A Bieber?

I mean, who doesn’t want to smell like a prepubescent millionaire? Walmart will stock up on Black Friday with Justin Bieber’s new line of fragrances “My World,” named after his album and tour.

The unisex collection (in keeping with Justin’s personal style…?).will include four scents, Icon, Energy, Tour and Web, which will come in the form of scented wristbands and dog tags which can be stacked together. Now why does a unisex lychee-scented dog tag just epitomize Justin Bieber’s image to me? Still, I’m sure girls are going to running into poles going after this crap, er, merchandise.

And what does Justin, pictured performing in Hollywood last night, like to smell on a girl? “I actually like the Britney Spears perfume on girls, ” he admitted. “It smells really good.”

Oy. Well, I guess we already knew he had a thing for the trashy kind.