DMX: All-Year Three Martini Thursday For 2008

December 19th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Taking a look back at the rollercoaster ride that was 2008, it was difficult to decide who most deserved the THREE MARTINI THURSDAY award for the entire year.

After deep and serious reflection, we decided to bestow the most holy of cocktails upon rapper DMX, who appeared to be experiencing a chronic case of gettingbusteditis. He just couldn’t catch a break this year with one arrest piling on one after another.

In fact, we’re pretty sure the only time we even heard a peep, much less a synthesized trumpet noise, from DMX was when he was being thrown in and/or out of the clink. And to that, we raise our glasses on a toast!

So, here’s to you, DMX! May 2009 find you in better spirits or at least with better legal representation than in 2008!


Taking a look back at the rollercoaster ride that was 2008, it was
difficult to decide who most deserved the THREE MARTINI THURSDAY award
for the entire year.

After deep and serious reflection, we decided to bestow the most holy of cocktails upon rapper DMX, who appeared to be experiencing a chronic case of gettingbusteditis. He just couldn’t catch a break this year with one arrest piling on one after another.

In fact, we’re pretty sure the only time we even heard a peep, much
less a synthesized trumpet noise, from DMX was when he was being thrown
in and/or out of the clink. And to that, we raise our glasses on a
toast!

So, here’s to you, DMX! May 2009 find you in better spirits or at least with better legal representation than in 2008!

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. james12

    More years to come for him.

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