Dita Von Teese & David Beckham’s Textual Relationship

July 28th, 2008 // 10 Comments

The burlesque dancer who has built a career on her 50s pin-up good looks has attracted the attention of a certain British Los Angeleno. David Beckham was so entranced by Dita Von Teese‘s strip-teasing skills that he’s taken to personally thanking her via text message.

According to the source, “Dita was delighted when he sent her a text recently.” The British soccer star wanted to let Von Teese know that he thought highly of her and found her to be “very talented.”

However, the source also added that it’s David’s wife, Victoria Beckham, who’s really friends with Dita. Both ladies share a passion for fashion and protecting their eyes from harmful UV rays.

Recently, Dita was the object of Jeremy Piven‘s affection. Ugh. I’d rather be getting text messages from Becks than that hair-plug poster boy, even if they did end up going nowhere.

Click any of the photos of Dita Von Teese to view the entire gallery.


The burlesque dancer who has built a career on her 50s pin-up good
looks has attracted the attention of a certain British Los Angeleno. David Beckham was so entranced by Dita Von Teese‘s strip-teasing skills that he’s taken to personally thanking her via text message.

According to the source,
“Dita was delighted when he sent her a text recently.” The British
soccer star wanted to let Von Teese know that he thought highly of her
and found her to be “very talented.”

However, the source also added that it’s David’s wife, Victoria Beckham, who’s really friends with Dita. Both ladies share a passion for fashion and protecting their eyes from harmful UV rays.

Recently, Dita was the object of Jeremy Piven‘s affection. Ugh. I’d rather be getting text messages from Becks than that hair-plug poster boy, even if they did end up going nowhere.Check out all the photos of Dita Von Teese to view the entire gallery.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. angelchrome

    She’s pretty enough and all, but she looks like she has just a bit too much face.

  2. Snow Pie

    A plastic (stiff) corpse bride with self-tortured feet in ridiculous shoes and grotesque face paint with lust in her heart for men who murder White female celebrities.

    Read: jealous evil racist bitch in a thin disguise.

  3. Snow Pie

    All of the women in the above photos look prettier and more attractive than the whore that is Teese. And by Teese I mean whore ’cause she ain’ t no tease, she sells it.

    And, what is a decent-looking man like that (in polo attire) doing posing with a racist whore? Why is he helping her advertise the hate and whore she sells? It makes no sense. Or is he advertising ignorance and stupidity?

    White’s should be more aware about Jew racism and how Jews kill Whites in broad daylight and get away with it because they manipulate the government and court. Jews control over 50% of congress. Since 1955 there has to be a 2/3 vote to overturn any legislation approved by the president. That means if all Jews vote the same and the Jew Rothchilds and Jew Rockerfellers are the puppetmaster of the president, then every illegal bill passed by the president cannot be overturned by Whites in congress. That means Hispanics, Indians, Asians and Whites have no vote and no representation that matters. Jews have full control of voting and bills and the courts as puppetmasters and as heads of the Federal Reserve Bank which is Jew controlled and used to bribe government officials and keep them silenced via assassination threats.

    That guy is not Beckham, by the way. But note that every person named in the article is Jew. Jews lover her as do ignorant selfish self-serving liars and whoremongers.

    Stop posing with these whores. Grow a brain cell.

  4. Champ Burger

    WTF? Can the webmaster not format a link to “Suggest Removal” in your comments section? Then your readers could flag comments and help you keep up with the SPAM…Racist B.S….faux dating site drivel. Honestly, it’s driving your website into the pits of no return. I mean, come on — 2/3 of the comments above are worthy of removal.

  5. Ang

    THANKS CHAMPBURGER! love the name :) FINALLY SOMEONE SEES THE TERRIBLE ROAD THESE POSTS ARE HEADING DOWN WITH THE RIDICULOUS DATING SITE ADS AND THE IGNORANT RACIST RANTS THAT NO ONE HERE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get some type of “flagging system” so those of us who just want to comment about the great stories we read can do so without all the BULLSH*T!!

  6. Socrates

    Snow Pie, you seem to be very very bitter.

  7. ann

    I second that…very bitter and should be removed

  8. I

    yeah, take that shit off. It’s hogwash. And dat bitch is crazy. Accusing someone of being racist and then going on an antisemetic rant is hypocritical and, like I said, crazy.

    And, come on, it’s a celebrity news website. Take it easy! Speaking of which, Dita looks mad good in that peachy number. I’ve seen pictures of her sans makeup and the lady still be lookin beautiful.

  9. Eve

    Snow Pie: Shut your fucking pie hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody here gives a shit about your political views and rants…

  10. Fidelia

    snow pie, u shld fucking shut ur pie hole. seriously.

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