Dita Von Teese Dons A WonderBra

January 22nd, 2008 // 8 Comments

Burlesque artist/ex-Marilyn Manson handler Dita Von Teese just signed on to be the new face and bust of WonderBra. Dita will be designing her own burlesque-inspired underwear line for the brand. So save up for that giant prop martini glass so you can climb on in and give your significant other a show straight from the 40′s! Dita will be featured in a WonderBra photoshoot in Paris for the next few weeks. Besides rolling around in champagne glasses, and fanning herself with giant feathers, Dita is also an author. And corset wearer. She gets her waist down to sixteen and a half inches. Is that allowed? How do you swallow potato chips? Then again, I can’t see her being much for the snack food.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey
  1. peachpie

    i’m shocked at this gal showing the tops of her stockings like that. she is usually so proper in her habille, and that is just… a gaffe. it doesn’t look good. it doesn’t look sexy. it doesn’t look like it was supposed to show. it looks like an awful mistake. or an awful choice.

    but then again, that’s just my opinion. and there’s no doubt that gerard, or some alias, will rip me a new one for it. lol.

  2. Blue Velveeta

    Skank!

  3. Ugh

    I think she is God awful ugly.

  4. Ernestine

    Nice fur, Dita. You just posed for PETA, right? Yeah. That’s what I thought.

    God, I can’t STAND this woman. Take away the makeup and the hair and she’d be the homeliest woman alive. What the hell does she DO, besides marry weird people, show up to events, and refuse to smile?

    Glamourous, shamourous. Her real name is fucking HEATHER, for Christ’s sake!

  5. zakisa

    Wonderbra is sinking low.

  6. Charisma

    I actually think Dita Von Teese is a stunning woman, and even without her make-up she looks sweet and sexy for her age. The fur will be vintage- it’s been dead for 50years and isn’t coming back so I doubt you can slate her there. And she IS a stripper, so she does show more than just the tops of her stockings, but I respect her neo-Burlesque and intend to bring about my own brand of burlesque too. She’s a very well-paid and hard working model, and I personally like her as a role model. I won’t defend her to the death like an obsessionist, but I do think highly of her. In my opinion, she deserves to be Wonderbra’s girl.

  7. Miss B

    All todays burlesque is, is a stripper trying to make herself sound less trashy and gross. And before HEATHER was DITA she was your typical tanned blonde bimbo plastic boobs stipper at the local strip joint. She isn’t the worst entertainer but all she is doing is riding on the coat tails of REAL burlesque performers from the past. She is not doing anything orginal. I had the snow white skin, black hair and crimson pinup look way before she even thought it was cool haha. More like Dita Von Rat…..she looks rat like at times.

  8. B

    All todays burlesque is, is a stripper trying to make herself sound less trashy and gross. And before HEATHER was DITA she was your typical tanned blonde bimbo plastic boobs stipper at the local strip joint. She isn’t the worst entertainer but all she is doing is riding on the coat tails of REAL burlesque performers from the past. She is not doing anything orginal. I had the snow white skin, black hair and crimson pinup look way before she even thought it was cool haha. More like Dita Von Rat…..she looks rat like at times

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