Dina Lohan: Still Talkin’

July 31st, 2007 // 18 Comments

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Shut up, bitch! Jesus, stop! You could give one about your family! All you care about is the spotlight, you sick harridan! God, I sound like I’m on the comment board. This old bag is STILL “releasing statements”. Enough with the statements, we get it – you suck. Your behavior is actually starting to make people feel sorry for your trashbag daughter.

First off, she felt the need to appraise us of Lindsay’s status. What Lindsay and these other freaks need to do is the Sister Act thing. Ok, bad movie but get your asses to a nunnery where there is no texting, phones, tv, radio, cable, drugs, gigolos, hoes, plastic surgery, malls, cameras, tape recorders, booze, whoreish stage mothers, red carpets, or anything present that will get your ass in trouble. Sing with the choir. Do some gardening. I’m not down with the religious crap, so I can’t recommend you read the Bible or anything. But maybe sit your ass in some quiet contemplation. And do this for six months! High atop a mountain. Damn! We need some new people to write about! Your mother isn’t helping your cause! “Irreconcilable Differences” that shit! Drop her!

Dina Lohan, tells PEOPLE her daughter is “doing well.”

But she says the whole experience has been “horrific.” In part, she says, attention from the paparazzi is making life difficult for the entire Lohan family – especially for Lindsay. “It’s hard. These are young adults – to be under the microscope is inconceivable to understand unless you are going through it. It’s scary.”

Please. Keep reading for where she takes on Donald Trump and a few more photos. SHUT UP, DINA!

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Combover is another gum-flapper. He was quoted as telling her to smarten up and everything. And then he ended up with a pitch to get her on “Celebrity Apprentice”. He doesn’t let up, that one. Anyway, Dina had to “release a statement”.

Dina writes, “I’ve always had a great admiration for your business sense and I’ve read all your books and learned from them.

“Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact?

“I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you… so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions!”

Oh no, we need opinions. And you’ve read my solution to your troubles. My other solution is for your ass to get an actual job and stop making bids to get your face on the screen vee.

By J. Harvey
  1. peachpie

    *blinks*

  2. Aqua

    Why is everyone blaming her mother? Dina isn’t out of control (cokehead) Lindsey is . I think she belives she can walk on water .

  3. Aqua

    Why is everyone blaming her mother? Dina isn’t out of control (cokehead) Lindsey is . I think she belives she can walk on water .

  4. Aqua

    Why is everyone blaming her mother? Dina isn’t out of control (cokehead) Lindsey is . I think she belives she can walk on water .

  5. Texas

    People like Lindsay, Paris, and Dina need to not only get a real job but a life with it. They love the limelight, but when it comes to bad publicity OMG!!!! NOT THEM…

  6. Texas

    People like Lindsay, Paris, and Dina need to not only get a real job but a life with it. They love the limelight, but when it comes to bad publicity OMG!!!! NOT THEM…

  7. Texas

    People like Lindsay, Paris, and Dina need to not only get a real job but a life with it. They love the limelight, but when it comes to bad publicity OMG!!!! NOT THEM…

  8. Ugh! “to be under the microscope is inconceivable to understand unless you are going through it. It’s scary” Bitch is the one that put her child under the microscope and kept her there! Dina starting pimpin Linds out at the age of three and NOW she wants privacy???

    No wonder Lindsay is a nutter!

  9. jesse d

    Uh, we blame her mother because she’s a coked-out douchebag famewhore that led (and is still leading) her children down the same path she’s taken. If she were any kind of parent, she’d have taken her kid & disappeared a long time ago to find some REAL help for her. Every person on the planet saw what was happening to Lindsey, and her mother was right next to her the entire time feeing off of the media frenzy surrounding that circus. A REAL parent cares a bit more about their child and a bit LESS about fame. Get it?

  10. green cardigan

    I don’t like using bad language unless absolutely necessary …………. but, DINA, Shut the Fuck Up Will You, Please ?

    Look at that last photo of her, standing in the middle of a crowd of paps making a ‘Please respect our privacy’ statement.
    Man, she’s like flies to shit when it comes to media attention.

  11. Real life single mom

    Dina Lohan has no clue what the term “single mom” means – in fact I am insulted by her constant use of it – as if to imply that she is struggling w/the pressures that actually comes with being a single mom. Her struggle seems to be how to keep her daughter clean/sober so she can count on another obscene payday in order to keep up her appearance.

    Ms. Lohan……you are a mess. So, yes, please, please for the love of God – shut the hell up.

  12. Ugh

    Dear Dina -
    Please kill yourself.

  13. Sam

    I don’t think I would be blaming the mother if I didn’t see with my own two eyes – a video of her at the mutha fuckin CLUB with Lindsay looking all CRACKED or Coked out. Lindsay screaming at her to get out of the car and Dina just looking embarrased and kept pushing Lindsays buttons. Oh hell no. After that, I was like – all that shit is true! She totally looked FUCKED UP. Drunk or high or something and that is just INAPPROPRIATE to do with your daughter. So uh – I do think Linds should take some EFF responsbility. Where is she? She is holed up at her friends house getting wasted and HIGH AS A KITE. THIS is how she should have been doing it since she got out of rehab the first time. NOW she can stay out of the spotlight. UGH. All the bitch had to do was stay home and get fucked up. Attention Whore couldn’t make it. I wonder how much longer she will – I KNOW she is going through Attention withdrawals. She wants those flashbulbs again – just not with the DUI questions coming at her.

  14. Clementines

    Lindsay needs to go some place private, stay there for a long time if the judge will allow her, and get well, way way from Hollywood. Dina needs to raise her brood and shut up. Trump is gonna look up your secret background and crush you soon, maybe he will take Lindsay under his wing and hide her until she is well and sees you as an enabler to keep her captive to your will and her rotten life for what it was.. then you will have something to whine about.

  15. Sarah

    First off ” ‘Irreconilable Differences’ that shit ” – best line ever. Ever since I woke up a week ago to find out this girl had officially lost her mind, I can’t help but blame her famewhoreing mother. Lindsey Lohan had talent; maybe she still does but her mother is exploiting her child/children in a way that is inches away from downright porn in its vulgarity. And I agree with Sam. I’m sure Lindsey’s in a hole sucking, snorking and smoking what’s left of her mind away. There is no happy ending here in sight.

  16. american in holland

    Is White Oprah blaming the same paps that are tipped off by LINDSAY herself?

  17. Barbara

    So you’re not down with the “religious crap” huh? Wow, what a shock. I wish that statement wasn’t so predictable.

  18. Grammer Police

    I want to apprise of the fact that appraise means “to evaluate the worth of” and apprise means “to inform.”

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