Dina Lohan Launches Green Toothbrush

Dina Lohan is pimping out a new little disposable thing and it too doesn’t like water.

As her daughter travels the world, drinking her face off, Mama Lohan is busy launching products. Dina is the new spokeswoman for a water-free device called The Lohan Green Tooth Brush which will supposedly save two gallons of water a day by each user. Huh? How long does Lohan brush her teeth and what does she need to get out of there?

The lady loves to put her name into products, but will anybody be putting Lohan in their mouth?

 Here’s detective Dina at a Three-O Vodka’s party back on February 23, 2010.