“Did He Ask You To Wear A Strap-On, Too?”

August 3rd, 2007 // 7 Comments

Eddie Murphy must be running scared. His ex-wife and his current angry baby mama got together and had lunch. And got along really, really well. There was laughing and air kisses. And I’m sure there was a lot of comparing notes. Some notes about trannie fetishism! Mel B. and Eddie’s ex-wife Nicole Murphy had a sit-down. This doesn’t bode well for Axel.

Scary Spice was spotted Thursday meeting up with Nicole Murphy – Eddie Murphy’s ex-wife and the mother of five of his children – at Beverly Hills eatery the Ivy, where the pair laughed over bottled water and lunch.

“They seemed really friendly toward one another,” says an onlooker of the pair, who wore curve-hugging dresses and posed for cameras outside. “They had a pretty private meal in the back corner, away from all of us.”

As you know, Mel B. has hired crone lawyer Gloria Allred to get as much scratch out of Eddie as possible. And obviously she’s digging deep into his life if she’s hitting up the ex-wife for info. Eddie’s going to hear about this and immediately fire the ladyboy cleaning woman he just hired to scrub the floors while he watches intently. Seriously, I’d feel bad but he thought it was real funny back in the 80′s to say some fairly shitty things about homos. So he can suck it! And apparently has.

(Splash)

Photos of Eddie Murphy on the set of Starship Dave are after the jump.

(WENN)

By J. Harvey
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  1. LoRider

    Dunno why the Eddie-hating, but worst case Eddie just ends up paying child support for the little “planned” bastard child. Also dunno why Scary gets a pass on this. It’s obvious extortion and she’s the one who spread her legs and shared 50% of the responsibility.

    C’mon and be serious – who “plans” a pregnancy with a crazy bi+ch you’ve been dating less than a month? There are no good guys in this scenario, so just stop with the one-sided bashing.

    Beyond child support this bi+ch shouldn’t realize a dime. Maybe that “SpiceWorld” money didn’t last as long as she thought it would.

    Ride Lo

  2. green cardigan

    Eddie Murphy needs to start paying up or I can see Mel B doing a no holds barred style tell all about the ‘lifestyle’ Eddie leads.

    She’s going for the jugular.

    One point though Ride Lo, Scary Spice isn’t getting a pass on this. She’s the one that will rear that child, child support or no child support.

  3. shawna

    I think this is GREAT! Two women putting the B.S. to the side for the kids. Nicole is one fab chick she knows her kids have a hlf sister and she’s reaching out to start the bond between the siblings. Maybe when Eddie is finished eating his words “I’m not the father” he will get over it and take an active role in his childs life.

  4. Ano-lexia

    Eddie deserves all the bashing he gets… he is a known gay basher and definitely has his own issues with women. Let’s not forget he reportedly paid Nicole $1 million for every child they had together (a rumor he later confirmed) so he could have planned this child with Mel B. It is quite the possibility. It’s just tasteless to go about demanding a paternity test on Dutch TV and having that shown internationally for all to see and hear. Mel B has suffered enough. PAY UP BITCH!!!

  5. oh please insert eyeroll

    to #1 who is obviously a bitter male or the new hookup of a bitter man , planned or not, eddie could have kept his package covered.
    if you dont want a kid, slip one on.
    ..and that whole the condom broke…cough bullshit cough!!

  6. this is good

    Nicole was completely through with Eddie. After she got a whiff of what he’s been hiding, she probably sympathized with Scary Spice and imagined how difficult it must be to be publicly humiliated and left with a child by a man who doesn’t give a hoot.

    Kudos to Nicole for allowing her children to get to know their half sibling. This is noble. You have to put aside the wreckless irresponsibilities of adults and do what is in the best interest of the child. Family is important.

  7. Blush

    I for one am elated to see these two together. Eddie is a jerk-off in every way possible, and I don’t consider myself an Eddie hater. I’m a woman who’s sick and damn tired of men thinking that they have the luxury of treating women like shit (because they’re really gay and hate all the women that they date for not wanting to go dildo on him…LOL), deciding to throw the baby out with the bathwater (as if that decision is his to make), and coming out on the other side scott free!

    That’s right girls…hatch a plan, cook something up, and all that devious shit. One thing is for sure. There’s nothing sneaky, coniving or devious about two mothers working together to force this asshole to man up to his responsibilities and start acting like he gives a damn about his child(ren), even if he only has the common sense to play the caring role in front of the camera for Christ’s sake. I hope he’s nervous…real nervous!! He’s acted absolutely despicably over the past few months. A lesser woman would’ve completely destroyed his life by now. He’s lucky!

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