Did Aaron Eckhart Get A Happy Ending?

January 17th, 2009 // 11 Comments

Picking up women outside of a massage parlor is the epitome of elegance. Here’s talented actor Aaron Eckhart of The Dark Knight exchanging digits with some chick. What’s the real story here? Did she attend to his tension? Were her fingers so buttery yet firm that he needed more of that outside the sucky sucky parlor. You can’t fool me. If you’re advertising your shit in neon, than this is no wellness spa. There are people here who are illegally in this country and they’re kept under lock and key and they’re forced to create baby batter fountains in every room. Getting with Aaron is this girl’s escape!

Two-Face saw the cameras and was unhappy that his Los Angeles Massage Parlor pickup was recorded for posterity. So they ducked behind a parked car. Have her meet your ass at Starbuck’s next time so it doesn’t look so tawdry.

Click any image in the gallery for 14+ photos of Aaron Eckhart picking up some chick outside of a massage parlor.


Picking up women outside of a massage parlor is the epitome of elegance. Here’s talented actor Aaron Eckhart of The Dark Knight
exchanging digits with some chick. What’s the real story here? Did she
attend to his tension? Were her fingers so buttery yet firm that he
needed more of that outside the sucky sucky parlor. You can’t fool me.
If you’re advertising your shit in neon, than this is no wellness spa.
There are people here who are illegally in this country and they’re
kept under lock and key and and they’re forced to create baby batter fountains in every room. Getting with Aaron is this girl’s escape!Two-Face
saw the cameras and was unhappy that his Los Angeles Massage Parlor
pickup was recorded for posterity. So they ducked behind a parked car.
Have her meet your ass at Starbuck’s next time so it doesn’t look so
tawdry.Click any image in the gallery for 14+ photos of Aaron Eckhart picking up some chick outside of a massage parlor.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Jenna

    Hmm, just because the girl he is with happens to be asian and they’re in front of a massage parlor does NOT mean that she’s a Thai masseuse/dancer/hooker – RACIST MUCH??

  2. Antoinette

    Wow, she’s orange.

  3. bookworm

    jenna, i totally agree. i think it’s really offensive and crass to make such a ignorant assumption about a person simply on the color of their skin. if the woman in the picture had been of any other race, it would not have even made the site.

  4. Jude

    Wow, the girl he’s with is very orange! Wow, way to much mystic tan.

  5. sdlkf

    thank you bookworm! i was just about to say that.

    wow thats pretty racist. you might as well have just said she eats dogs and cats. same goes with black people and fried chicken and koolaid. ignorant much?

  6. Amy

    Wow, you’re a racist fuckwit.

  7. lauren

    nah, its not being racist….trust me…go inside one of these places (if you’re a guy) and you’ll definitely get a “happy ending”. It’s illegal pretty much and they enjoy every minute of it.

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