Diane Sawyer Has To Talk To Nicole Richie

July 26th, 2007 // 5 Comments


Nicole Richie will sit down with Diane Sawyer for a two part interview on “Good Morning America” next week.

Nicole Richie will go one-on-one with ABC’s Diane Sawyer next week, speaking for the first time since rumors started swirling that she is pregnant, a source tells PEOPLE.

Richie’s interview will air in two segments on Good Morning America, Aug. 2 and 3, as well as on 20/20, Aug. 3.

Aug. 16, Richie, 25, also is due in court to face a DUI charge.

It should go something like this:

Diane: So, America, wants to know…are you pregnant?
Nicole: (smiles coyly) Well, you know I have gained all this weight. I had a piece of popcorn and I thought maybe a kernel got lodged in my intestine and it started all this swelling…but it turned out all that sex I had when I was drunk and high resulted in a brat.
Diane: That’s fantastic! Are you excited?
Nicole: No! I’m fat! Look at me! I’m disgusting! The retarded thing is that I have enough money to hire a damn surrogate! What the hell was I thinking?
Diane: Do you have any baby names in mind?
Nicole: If it’s twins I’m going to name them Weed and Vicodin.

By J. Harvey

  1. green cardigan

    …Diane : Oh Weed and Vicodin, how cute and how appropriate!
    (Audience clap)
    Nicole : (blushing) yes, I thought I’d call them that as both those things were in my hands during the conception. If it’s triplets, I’ll call the third one Crystal M.

  2. Zekers

    Wonder who Diane pissed off to get this ‘plum’ assignment???

  3. Persistent Cat

    Yeah because seriously, a two-parter? Shouldn’t that be reserved for someone interesting with something to say?

  4. Mama Sarah

    Hey, those are my kids’ names!

  5. Mama Sarah

    Hey, those are my kids’ names. Here I am thinking I’m all original and sh*t.

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