Diana Ross Can Give Guidance

December 28th, 2006 // 3 Comments

Female First reports that Call Her Miss Ross feels she could guide the next generation of insane diva monsters.

The music legend is very impressed by the current crop of female singers and insists she would be happy to give up her time to educate any of them privately.

She said: “I enjoy Beyoncé’s music and admire Alicia Keyes, Christina Aguilera and Mariah Carey. I’m ready to give advice and support to any of them that wants that. Because Mariah used to ask when I would spend time with her, I am available to discuss what it takes.”

The 62-year-old singer says one thing the younger divas could learn from her is how to be a true professional. She said: “I am an extremely organised person. I think I have a good work ethic.”

Is she filling out a job application? No, what she needs to do is stop smacking around airport employees and getting photographed with her wig askew and her F.U.P.A swingin’. She needs to guest on some currently hot ho’s new single, someone like Ciara or Rhianna or something. Have someone hot produce it, like Pharrell or Swiss Beatz or Missy, so it goes to #1. Then use that same producer to cut an album with a ton of guest stars like Diddy does. Money in the goddamn bank. And yes, this is me filling out a job application to be Miss Ross’ new manager. Hit me on my cell, Di.

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By J. Harvey
  1. sandy

    The old hag is begging for a makeover. She looks awful. Some women age gracefully. She is not one of them. And her hair is just ridiculous.

  2. 2 Old 4 This

    Miss Ross in Uggs.

    That’s redundant

  3. Bona

    Miss ROSS IS HOT ANY DAY. PLAYA HATERS, STOP HATING.

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