Desperation On Craiglist

July 27th, 2005 // 6 Comments

It’s funny because it’s sad.

If we get married you can have all the sex you want………… – 28
Date: 2005-07-26, 12:01PM EDT

I need to get married. Soon. If you are smart, you know why.

I could wait and meet someone in a more organic way, but I’m giving this a try.

You’ll still be able to date, go out with your buddies, and no relationship stress related.

About me: 28-white-cute-attractive-5’5-size 4-6

Pls, be smart. Be 33-42. Be attractive. And bold enough to do something like this.

(via Craiglist NY)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Zach

    green card yo

  2. neeshad patel

    sounds like my kind of gal… desperate…. so sweeeeettt!!!

  3. timk

    The ad says you can have “all the sex you want” but does not specify with whom. Stay back, it’s a trap.

  4. rene

    I want to know if anyone responded.

  5. bam

    Wait, does he need to get married right away
    because of a proviso in a will? Like he
    needs to get married in 30 days so he can
    inherit 30 billion dollars?

    That sounds like a Harlequin romance novel!

  6. Jenny

    I feel the same way. I just don’t have the guts to post the ad.

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