Desperate Housewife Gives Birth

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Can I just tell you what a fan I am of Marcia Cross? I’ve been following her since she was on One Life to Live and then made an appearance on a really good episode of Cheers where she played Kirstie Alley’s sister. Yes, I’m that old. And then she was scarheaded wackjob Dr. Kimberly Shaw on Melrose Place. Which she blew up. HOT! And now she’s my favorite Desperate Housewife just slightly ahead of Felicity Huffman. Eva’s a close third. Teri Hatcher’s in 23rd, behind the dumpster somewhere. Ugh. Anyway, she had twins . Which she named Eden and Savannah. I’m giving her a pass on account that she’s my favorite Desperate Housewife. Everyone makes mistakes.

Desperate Housewives’ star has twin girls: It’s fraternal twin girls for Marcia Cross. The “Desperate Housewives” actress, 44, gave birth to daughters Eden and Savannah in Los Angeles on Tuesday, her spokeswoman said Wednesday. The father is Cross’ stockbroker husband, Tom Mahoney. “Mother and babies are all doing well,” Cross’ publicist said in an e-mail to the Associated Press.

Congratulations! Maybe those are decoy names so they won’t get kidnapped? Eden and Savannah? Savannah Smiles? It sounds like Marcia mighta been doing soaps a little too long. Seriously, are Cruz, Fallon, Greenlee, Kendall, and Fox coming to the christening?