Desperate Housewife Gives Birth

February 22nd, 2007 // 5 Comments


Can I just tell you what a fan I am of Marcia Cross? I’ve been following her since she was on One Life to Live and then made an appearance on a really good episode of Cheers where she played Kirstie Alley’s sister. Yes, I’m that old. And then she was scarheaded wackjob Dr. Kimberly Shaw on Melrose Place. Which she blew up. HOT! And now she’s my favorite Desperate Housewife just slightly ahead of Felicity Huffman. Eva’s a close third. Teri Hatcher’s in 23rd, behind the dumpster somewhere. Ugh. Anyway, she had twins . Which she named Eden and Savannah. I’m giving her a pass on account that she’s my favorite Desperate Housewife. Everyone makes mistakes.

Desperate Housewives’ star has twin girls: It’s fraternal twin girls for Marcia Cross. The “Desperate Housewives” actress, 44, gave birth to daughters Eden and Savannah in Los Angeles on Tuesday, her spokeswoman said Wednesday. The father is Cross’ stockbroker husband, Tom Mahoney. “Mother and babies are all doing well,” Cross’ publicist said in an e-mail to the Associated Press.

Congratulations! Maybe those are decoy names so they won’t get kidnapped? Eden and Savannah? Savannah Smiles? It sounds like Marcia mighta been doing soaps a little too long. Seriously, are Cruz, Fallon, Greenlee, Kendall, and Fox coming to the christening?

By J. Harvey

  1. TammyV

    props to J. Havery for the OLTL reference. I thought that I was the only one who remembered that.. Nice on the soap kids tea-party planning

  2. THat is fucking disgusting how is old that bitch reproducing with hard boiled eggs. Isn’t he an investment banker he could’nt get any better without the high chances of adhd autism and sown syndrome. I dont want to be a party pooper but ewwww gross.

  3. kikichanelconspiracy

    J. Harvey – you’ll also be pleased to hear she’s a Massachusetts native. I think she’s from Marlborough.

  4. simone

    sasha, do you have down’s syndrome?

  5. Kate

    HAHA Savanah Smiles!! it didn’t stop that little girl from getting kidnapped, although she did have a grand old time with her kidnappers so maybe that’s what she was going for?

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