Denise Richards Goes Bollywood

August 13th, 2008 // 4 Comments

And believe it or not, she’s not going to be starring as some heinous, evil figure from the Hindu religion threatening to destroy not only the country, but the world, unless someone can find the other half of this golden amulet.

No, instead of a horror/action thriller, Denise Richards is actually going to star in a romantic comedy (I’d explain how on earth someone could love this woman, but it’s COMPLICATED). The star of the film is Akshay Kumar, who plays an Indian stunt man who makes it big in Hollywood and the movie, entitled Kambakth Ishq, is the biggest budget Bollywood film to date.

But don’t despair because Denise’s character totally gets left at the altar by Kumar’s character, when he gets a text message from Charlie Sheen AKA The Ghost of Marriage Past warning him that not only will she suck the living soul out of him, but she’ll also demand his sperm as part of her divorce settlement.


And believe it or not, she’s not going to be starring as some heinous,
evil figure from the Hindu religion threatening to destroy not only the
country, but the world, unless someone can find the other half of this
golden amulet.

No, instead of a horror/action thriller, Denise Richards is actually going to star in a romantic comedy (I’d explain how on earth someone could love this woman, but it’s COMPLICATED). The star of the film is Akshay Kumar, who plays an Indian stunt man who makes it big in Hollywood and the movie, entitled Kambakth Ishq, is the biggest budget Bollywood film to date.

But don’t despair because Denise’s character totally gets left at the
altar by Kumar’s character, when he gets a text message from Charlie Sheen AKA The Ghost of Marriage Past warning him that not only will she suck the living soul out of him, but she’ll also demand his sperm as part of her divorce settlement.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. devil

    Wait…is Denise Richards considered attractive to some people? I think she’s hideous, but that could be because I think she’s ugly AND has a terrible personality. A double threat, that one.

  2. shamy

    She. Is. Awful.

  3. JDouglas

    She’s GORGEOUS!

  4. guest

    do you people believe every piece of shit tabloids print? Wow.

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