Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen Face Off

According to TMZ, Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards faced off for his deposition in their divorce case on Thursday.

I have no idea whose side I’m on. All I know is that I imagine that Denise’s contribution to the proceedings would be to point out how great she looks in a bikini after giving birth. I mean, that’s pretty compelling evidence.

Oh yeah, and by the way guys, your daughter’s totally going to have a healthy relationship with men. I totally doubt she’s going to have a string of failed relationships that can be directly attributed to this divorce. So, good luck with that.