Denise Richards Knows Semen

May 23rd, 2008 // 9 Comments


Hah, it’s funny because it sounds like “seamen” and she’s all sailor-like….I’ll stop. The war between gold-digging sluttypants Denise RIchards and pervy freak-a-leek Charlie Sheen is full on. She must be paying him to write her nasty e-mails so she can publicize her upcoming reality show, Denise Richards: It’s Pathetic.

Denise was in NYC promoting her trash when she claimed that Charlie had sent her ANOTHER evil text message in which he mocked her mother and father. Her mom died of cancer recently. Or shame. Denise told the New York Daily News that she had sent him a text asking him if he was going to their daughter Sam’s family day at school and informing him that Sam had a cold.

“His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore,’” Richards claims. “My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis,” Denise said. If she’s telling the truth about this, then Charlie’s very subtle in his hatred.

Their white trash war started up again when Denise claimed that Charlie faked an e-mail from her asking his ex-fiancee Brooke Mueller for sperm. Denise’s words on the matter are priceless and I think my publisher could consider hiring her to write for this site.

“I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm,” Richards says. “I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that.” Ching ching ching! We have a winner! “Prostitute-tranny-infested sperm!” What does that even mean? Kudos! And she didn’t leave it at that, by the way.

“I am so over him,” she says. “He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting, and he’s hit an all-time low.”

Sheen’s rep (I know, it’s endless) says that Denise is lying about the faked e-mail.

“Denise seems to be denying the existence of [the] e-mail. This goes beyond a he-said-she-said. We have an offer from a [live] TV show. They will bring a computer expert to diagnose the e-mail and to verify it was sent by her e-mail address and to verify it was neither altered nor edited. Computer DNA — it is conclusive. The only time Charlie has spoken on TV about her, they were sound bites at red-carpet visits or during set visits,” the rep said. “He has not gone on multiple TV shows this week.”

They both seem to be the worst examples of lying celebrity white trash. Which is why I think I love them.

Photos: Getty Images

More photos of Denise Richards with Charlie Sheen and her seamen after the jump.

Photos: Getty Images/INFDaily

By J. Harvey

  1. backoff

    Man all i hear about this show is denise is this and denise is that. Whatever shes a hottie. And shes way better than half the people on tv. Im for sure watching her show.

  2. rootabega

    denise is that you?

  3. MAK

    Totally embarrassing. I think she and Dina Lohan have something far more in common besides the single mother thing…that would be the whoring their children and themselves out for money thing for starters….ladies (and I use the term loosely) get a grip and some humility.

  4. devil

    For all the hating she does on Charlie Sheen, he’s the best thing that ever happened to her. Sheen is the reason she’s famous enough to pimp her kids on reality TV.

    I’d never even heard of Denise Richards till Charlie Sheen dumped her. She’s such an ingrate!

  5. Embs

    I can’t with them. Seriously. I love that when the kids get old enough to read and comprehend all this shite, they are going to be so ashamed of their parents they’ll be in family court divorcing their arses. Either that or they will take the Lohan/BritBrit route. If Denise really wanted to get to him, she should have emailed Emilio (the hotter brother) and asked him for the batter for a new spawn of Richards. What the hell happened to Estevez anyway, sick of seeing his skag of a brother. hates it.

  6. jt_boi

    I think “gold-digging sluttypants” is MY new favorite. I resolve to use it at least 3 times this holiday weekend.

  7. too bad

    probably there looking for a sperm donor. since richie sambora wouldn’t give it up and charlie sheen wouldn’t give it up…where else can she go? i am sure there are plemty of takers in the sailors bunch…

  8. Steve

    Denise Richards is a True Slut.
    She has picked the right pet in a pig. She will get along well with her own species.
    Her potty-mouth just goes to show how much of a made-up star she is.
    Why would anyone waste the time and money to put this gargbage on TV no matter how bad pogamming is now.
    I wouldn’t do her with her pig’s dick!!!!!

  9. Ilovedenise

    HEllo idiot? She had her own name far before Sheen came along. Hell, her scene in WildThings is STILL rated the favorite and most watched “sexy” clip from a mainstream movie.

    Do you personally know these two? No, I didn’t think so.

    Charlie has admitted to being a drug addict, an alocholic and OPENLY admitted to being with many, many prostitutes and yet Denise is still the bad one. Go figure… she doesn’t do drugs or hire whores.

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