Demi Moore Really Didn’t Air Them Out

November 10th, 2005 // 1 Comment

I must admit, that was a pretty good photoshopping job. Thanks to the many people who emailed us with the original photo. Tits up to all of you.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Let’s see what light Shakespeare’s sonnets can shed on the very public relationship of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

    Demi Moore is a fading Hollywood actress of enduring energy and ambition. Mr. Kutcher has his own hit television show, Punk’d, based on the playing of practical jokes upon people of minor celebrity, accompanied by his own marginal film career (his breakout role was as Jesse Montgomery III in the movie Dude, Where’s My Car?). Demi and Ashton met in April, 2003:

    “…Three winters cold
    Have from the forests shook three summers’ pride,
    Three beauteous springs to yellow autumn turned
    In process of the seasons have I seen,
    Three April perfumes in three hot Junes burned,
    Since first I saw you fresh, which yet are green.”

    There’s more Shakespeare and Demi at:

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