Demi Moore Frustrated with Film Roles

Even though Demi Moore has dished out hundreds of thousands of dollars in plastic surgery to tighten, lift and sand off any evidence of the aging process, the 44-year-old actress says that she’s still having trouble landing decent film roles. She recently stated in an interview:

“It’s been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don’t know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30.

“There aren’t that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don’t have much substance, other than being someone’s mother or wife.”

I think I know exactly how this problem could be solved, Demi, HIRE ME TO WRITE A MOVIE FOR YOU. I swear to God, I’ll write whatever you want. I can easily be bought, sold and ground down into a fine dust and snorted. I don’t know what it means, needless to say, call me.

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