Demi And Ashton Are Jewishly Mystic/Mystically Jewish

April 23rd, 2007 // 1 Comment

Everyone’s favorite May/December couple, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, visited some lucky rabbi recently. Hell, I’ll take Kabbalah anyday over Xenu’s lemmings. At least that thready red bracelet is kinda sporty. Much cuter than a hypnotized wife with sores on her lips and flying saucers whooshing overhead to prevent her escape. I’m talking to you, Cruise.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
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  1. Mr. T

    They look like complete idiots. These celebrity couples are so nasty. What’s worse are these two. May December? Yikes, Ashton’s a boy toy and Demi is a hag in the making. Love to see them in 5 years if they last that long.

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