Demi And Ashton Are Jewishly Mystic/Mystically Jewish

Everyone’s favorite May/December couple, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, visited some lucky rabbi recently. Hell, I’ll take Kabbalah anyday over Xenu’s lemmings. At least that thready red bracelet is kinda sporty. Much cuter than a hypnotized wife with sores on her lips and flying saucers whooshing overhead to prevent her escape. I’m talking to you, Cruise.