Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Dress Like Pigs For Purim

For some reason unbeknownst to probably anyone but them, Couple of the Year Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher dressed up like pigs and went clubbing this weekend in celebration of the Jewish holiday of Purim. WTF? It’s not Halloween, guys.

But hey, if you’re going to dress like a pig, at least find the right location. And that they did. The two were spotted in New York City’s Meatpacking District early Sunday morning, Page Six reports.

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Ashton donned a pig mask and Demi wore pig ears as the couple danced and mingled at the District’s SL. Ashton kept his mask on, said one witness, “assumedly so no one bothered him while he danced — not that he didn’t draw enough attention by wearing a pink, oversized stuffed mask.”

Dammit, I wish we had the pictures. Sadly, all we’ve got is Demi, photographed here while she’s out at lunch with a friend at the Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood.

The pair, along with Demi’s daughter Rumer Willis, also hit up Avenue and hung out with Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill. Around 3 a.m., Ashley Greene stopped by to meet up with Jared. Despite the fact that she’s newly single and claims nothing is going on, the two were “very affectionate,” said a fellow clubgoer.