Deena Nicole Cortese – 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

There. Are. Literally. No. Words. Besides these….

What do you get when you combine Lucky Charms, Katie Price eyebrows and Tracy from Jerseylicious?

Ms. Deena Nicole, Bitches!!!

Photos: The Night’s Not Even Over & She’s Already Made Our Worst Dressed List

Thankfully, Deena gave us a freak flag preview when she partied at Perez Hilton’s shindig in LA this weekend. And praise the maker that Hurricane Irene didn’t defer the rest of the Jersey Shore cast from making it to LA for tonight’s MTV Video Music Awards!

Without them, who else would have maintained the dignity and class of the show?

Make sure to check out all of our 2011 MTV Video Music Awards coverage here!