Dear Snooki, You Can’t Lose Weight Dunking Cookies In Vodka

June 17th, 2010 // 1 Comment

In January, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi said that she was going on Dr. Siegel’s Cookie Diet and apparently the partnership is in full force, as evidenced by the photos of her leaving his office today.

Other celebs that have apparently eaten the 6 ‘magical’ cookies per day include Kelly Clarkson (didn’t work), Jennifer Hudson (did weight watchers), Mandy Moore (when was she ever heavy?).

I mean, have any of you done this cookie diet? To me it sounds like b.s. While I do understand everyone’s weight loss story is their own, eating processed cookies full of fake nutrients don’t seem to be a road toward sustained weight loss and, more importantly, a healthy lifestyle.

The problem with saying “Eat a sensible dinner” is that people don’t know what a sensible dinner is – that’s why they are fat in the first place. They can’t eat six cookies and then a bucket of fried chicken and still expect to lose weight.

Also, does she realize what she needs to do is stop drinking 8 gallons of vodka in a week. That’s the real reason she looks like an over tanned puffer fish.

Watch the video of Dr. Siegel and Snooki cookie-in’ it up after the jump.

By Justin Thompson

  1. Lalasuga

    Can’t she just try a normal diet! i really don’t believe in this cookie suff, and snookie would never give up on drinking, she probably drinks more than 8 gallons of vodka a week. I just don’t get how people think she’s pretty

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