David Letterman Now Owns Jennifer Aniston’s Nudie Tie

Jennifer Aniston guffawed her way through David Letterman’s show last night, tried to avoid any and all questions about her life outside of that dog movie, and gave Letterman a replica (because the real thing’s been in some dirty areas) of the necktie she wore over her naked body on the cover of GQ.

Letterman immediately took off the tie he was wearing and put the one she gave him on because who wouldn’t want to wear a tie that’s been in Aniston’s hey-nanny-nanny? Well, me. But that’s just a given.

Aniston helped him adjust it and commented “Oh this is exciting – I’m dressing Dave! This is an historic moment in my career. That was fantastic!” Ladybird, you better hope it isn’t the high point. Sell that dog movie!

Letterman tried to get her to talk about lover John Mayer, but she responded that she met him at a party and then got a little bitchy. Here she is at the studio in NYC, wearing kind of a salmony pink-colored jersey dress with a distracting sort of belt.

“I think it’s all been said at this point,” she said, but when Letterman persisted by asking her why everyone is so into her personal life she goes “I don’t know. Just ask yourself why you asked the question.” I thought this movie was about dogs and not feral cats.


Jennifer Aniston guffawed her way through David Letterman’s show last night, tried to avoid any and all questions about her life outside of that dog movie, and gave Letterman a replica (because the real thing’s been in some dirty areas) of the necktie she wore over her naked body on the cover of GQ.

Letterman immediately took off the tie he was wearing and put the one
she gave him on because who wouldn’t want to wear a tie that’s been in
Aniston’s hey-nanny-nanny? Well, me. But that’s just a given.

Aniston helped him adjust it and commented “Oh this is exciting – I’m
dressing Dave! This is an historic moment in my career. That was
fantastic!” Ladybird, you better hope it isn’t the high point. Sell
that dog movie!

Letterman tried to get her to talk about lover John Mayer,
but she responded that she met him at a party and then got a little
bitchy. Here she is at the studio in NYC, wearing kind of a salmony
pink-colored jersey dress with a distracting sort of belt.

“I think it’s all been said at this point,” she said, but when
Letterman persisted by asking her why everyone is so into her personal
life she goes “I don’t know. Just ask yourself why you asked the
question.” I thought this movie was about dogs and not feral cats.