David Letterman Laughs In Spencer Pratt’s Face

June 16th, 2008 // 17 Comments

It seems to me that sometimes David Letterman acts like he’s phoning it
in, just sort of coasting until he can retire and make fun of
celebrities from his couch. But in his interview with Spencer Pratt,
something in Dave snapped to attention and had him ribbing the blonde
reality star/”entrepreneur.”

It started with Dave calling Spencer a “dope on the show” and asking
him if he was really such a douche in real life. Ha! Go Dave! Somebody
took his multivitamin this morning and we’re all reaping the benefits.

Dave basically pointed out that Pratt looked to be he one on the show
causing any and all problems and then went on to ask the Alex P. Keaton
wananbe how he ended up on The Hills. And then it occurred to Dave to ask, “How’d you get on this show, as a
matter of fact?”

 

While Spencer explained what it is he “does for a
living,” (besides shit like this)the audience very politely (but just barely) kept from
laughing as Pratt listed off the names of his artists he “manages” who are,
according to him, the future Jay-Z and Michael Jackson. Well, if they
have half as much talent as the Incredible Singing Turkey Heidi Montag,
that Spencer has a long and successful career ahead of him.

Click any photo to view all 21 photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at Ed Hardy in the gallery.


It seems to me that sometimes David Letterman acts like he’s phoning it
in, just sort of coasting until he can retire and make fun of
celebrities from his couch. But in his interview with Spencer Pratt,
something in Dave snapped to attention and had him ribbing the blonde
reality star/”entrepreneur.”

It started with Dave calling Spencer a “dope on the show” and asking
him if he was really such a douche in real life. Ha! Go Dave! Somebody
took his multivitamin this morning and we’re all reaping the benefits.

Dave basically pointed out that Pratt looked to be he one on the show
causing any and all problems and then went on to ask the Alex P. Keaton
wananbe how he ended up on The Hills. And then it occurred to Dave to ask, “How’d you get on this show, as a
matter of fact?”

While Spencer explained what it is he “does for a
living,” (besides shit like this)the audience very politely (but just barely) kept from
laughing as Pratt listed off the names of his artists he “manages” who are,
according to him, the future Jay-Z and Michael Jackson. Well, if they
have half as much talent as the Incredible Singing Turkey Heidi Montag,
that Spencer has a long and successful career ahead of him.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Zekers

    Go Dave!!!

  2. jc

    what a TOOL! these two people are the image of what is wrong with americans these days. not everyone just people who,”live and breath pop culture”. cant wait to see these two ten years from now. Go Letterman!

  3. Kelly

    I agree. These kids are completely clueless. Do you think they will look back at this when they are in their 30′s and see what douchebags they were? Dave knows. America knows. Do they really not see it?

  4. Liz

    OMG. I’ve only attempted to watch the Hills once. I made it through 5 minutes before being disgusted.

    These two are the very definition of douchebags. Now I have to go take a shower after watching that. ick!

  5. jc

    i dont think they see it at all. they are part of the hollywood machine and they think that they can do anything and it is golden and trend setting. sadly it is to some degree. i love how this guy says he gets no less than 100,000$ for showing up at a club. hahhahaha…. too bad i spent most of my life learning skills that are somewhat productive and never thought of charging for me showing up at places. i wonder if i can get payed retroactively from starbucks for all the time i wasted in there!

  6. say what?

    dave is still on my shit list.

    sure, he may have poked fun at this kid, but the fact that he even HAD HIM ON is enough to disgust me.

    I lost respect for him when he started having people like Paris Hilton and Heidi whatshername on. surely he’s got input on guests…I guess he just doesn’t care anymore.

  7. what a shame

    I love Dave but I have to agree with say what. The media keeps giving them attention so they actually think people care about their dumb asses. But I watched and now I am commenting so maybe I’m a guilty party as well!!!

  8. jenny

    Who really cares? a big deal? I guess Dave is just wondering if he can hook up with a
    super model at that niche site called Richromances.com where many celebrities and wealthy men are also looking.

  9. American Patriot

    Is “Smet” some reference to an Isreali criminal organization?

    The Skull & Bones T-shirt obviously is.

    The middle-eastern man is obviously Spencer’s father, they have the same facial features and body type.

    So, Spencer is a White Semite. I’m sure I’m not wrong.

    What’s the name of the man pointing to Spencer’s Skull & Bones membership T-shirt?

    Does this mean Spencer gets to commit crimes like other “well-connected” talentless nobodies who make a living in Hollywood just because Jews high up are looking over our congressmen’s shoulders and reading every single piece of paper that comes past any congressman’s desk? You know, like when I write my congressman, Spencer’s Isreali Lobby contacts are reading what I’ve written about and have learned what I want, such as my Constitutional rights enforced?

    Who else gets to spy over our congressmen’s shoulders and read all letters on that “representative and public servant’s” desk? Does Iran have a lobbyist who reads my letters to my congressmen? Does Britian, China, Russia and Mexico also have lobbyists reading the letters that I’ve written to my congressman or do only Israelis have this SPECIAL privileges?

    Question: How many foreign spies is any congressman allowed in his office at one time “lobbying” for a foreign nation?

    Answer: As many as will fit in his office as long as they are part of the elite Israeli Cabal who are usurping America from within.

  10. American Patriot

    Is it a violation of my Constitutional right to privacy for any congressman to allow a foreign agent, such as the Israeli Lobby, to read letters I write to my congressmen?

    Anyone?

  11. Kelly

    I’m sure Dave has some say in who is booked on the show. But the show is a business. The producers (yes, I know that he is one of the producers) will book people who are considered to be relevant in show business right now. Now, in my opinion, these two idiots are far from relevant. But apparently, many people think they are. I think Dave handled it in true Dave Letterman fasion. Dave knew that Spencer is no match for his wit and sarcasm, so he used that to his advantage. And Spencer was clueless.

  12. American Patriot

    The symbolism is clear. Pratt is selling Skull & Bones products. He’s a spokesman for Skull & Bones. The T-shirt means that Skull & Bones is an Oyster. Meaning there’s wealth to be made by being a member, if you are an Israeli cabalist (Kabbalah) willing to gang up on some American who you’ve helped to rob. If you have the dog-pile mentality and believe that crime pays.

  13. Yummsh!

    Hey, American Psycho –

    Try the decaf, genius. Smet is a clothing line, not the boogieman. Maybe if you’d come out of your mom’s basement for ten minutes and stop blaming all your problems on Jewish people, you’d have the brains to figure that out.

    Does it hurt to be insane?

  14. One of the Masses

    You go Dave! When I saw this on Letterman I was laughing so hard. Spencer Pratt just showed how stupid he is. I wouldn’t pay him one penny to appear anywhere. What a lame#$%.

  15. SMET

    SMET is Ed Hardy’s clothing line in partnership with Johnny Hallyday, the French Elvis. Smet was Hallyday’s original last name.

  16. Britt

    Go Dave!!!!i dont understand y spencer is famous anyway…he’s giving entertainment television a bad name!!!he doesn’t deserve to be famous..he’s not smart,he’s not doing anything like charity work, he hasn’t made a positive contribution 2 society so y is he famous???i don’t understand but if sum1 knows da answer 2 my question plz answer it.

  17. diggy

    What A LOSER spencer and hiedi are.
    hey i can tell u how he got on the show. he was hiedi’s tail. He asked to move in together to get himself mor in the show and she’s that dumb she did it. Then he asked to marry her and gee.. what you kno.. the dumb bitch says yes. And guess what he jus scored a fulltime job on the hills , till he got sack. i have one word for both of them LOSERS

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