David Gest in Hiding

Pansy-ass David Gest is in hiding. He supposedly is unable to fly from Hawaii because he is so injured from Minnelli’s beatings.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry. Could not contain myself. How did Mr. Minnelli get to Hawaii in the first place. The bitch flew. Who would make up such a pathetic story? Does the man have no dignity?

Long live Liza! If you haven’t seen the episodes of Arrested Development she’s been on, you missed some hilarious TV.

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