David Gest in Hiding

January 8th, 2004 // 2 Comments

Pansy-ass David Gest is in hiding. He supposedly is unable to fly from Hawaii because he is so injured from Minnelli’s beatings.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry. Could not contain myself. How did Mr. Minnelli get to Hawaii in the first place. The bitch flew. Who would make up such a pathetic story? Does the man have no dignity?

Long live Liza! If you haven’t seen the episodes of Arrested Development she’s been on, you missed some hilarious TV.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Anonymous

    Those “scratch marks” on his fat, nasty stomach are STRETCH MARKS! What a Freak-Loser. Does this jerk actually think people believe him? Or feel sorry for him? Maybe the folks he PAYS do, but it would take a LOT of green for me to even be able to Fake feeling sorry for him. Is d.g. really a man? I have heard many question his gender (can’t say I blame them). 2/5/04 Orlando

  2. Anonymous

    This he-she rates right up there with mickael Jackson! What losers! Maybe those two shoud get married! I’m pretty sure it’s legal somewhere!

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