David Duchovny Out Of Sex Rehab, Looking To Score

October 7th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

I kid, I kid! David Duchovny has been released from sex addiction rehab and his lawyer says that he’s completed treatment. Here’s some pics from over the summer before he went into the sex pokey. See that cross in the background? That was Jesus urging him to get a handle on his wiener games.

“David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie. He successfully completed his treatment,” his lawyer Stanton (Blatch) “Larry” Stein says. How do you get “Larry” from “Stanton?”

 The second season of Foxy Mulder’s show Californication is already underway. He plays a writer who likes to get laid. That’s going to be helpful in his recovery. Tea Leoni must have him in one of those chastity belts that the fetishy people wear.

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of David Duchovny at his X-Files premiere in London over the summer.


I kid, I kid! David Duchovny has been released from sex addiction rehab and his lawyer says that he’s completed treatment.
Here’s some pics from over the summer before he went into the sex
pokey. See that cross in the background? That was Jesus urging him to
get a handle on his wiener games.”David
is out of rehab and about to start a new movie. He successfully
completed his treatment,” his lawyer Stanton (Blatch) “Larry” Stein
says. How do you get “Larry” from “Stanton?”

 The second season of Foxy Mulder’s show Californication is already underway. He plays a writer who likes to get laid. That’s going to be helpful in his recovery.

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of David Duchovny at his X-Files premiere in London over the summer.

By J. Harvey
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