David Copperfield Trying To Make Rape Allegation Disappear

October 20th, 2007 // 10 Comments

As we reported yesterday, magician David Copperfield has been accused of rape by a woman in Seattle. The FBI appears to be taking this seriously, and raided his magical warehouse in Las Vegas – taking 2 million in cash, and a hard drive and a memory card from a camera. He just had 2 million chickens laying around? In a warehouse? Is that like saving your money under your mattress? I know a crazy ho in Southie who does that. She reasons the banks aren’t safe. Neither’s your junkie family coming around to rob you so they can buy Perocet! Er, anyway…David has spoken out about the alleged incident via his representation.

A lawyer for David Copperfield tells TMZ : “It is important these allegations be put into perspective. An unidentified woman has made serious allegations against David Copperfield. Although authorities have not revealed her identity to us, we know these allegations are false because David Copperfield has never forced himself on anyone.”

Was that worded oddly? They sound like they’re pissed the authorities won’t reveal who’s accusing him. Is that because David’s planning on sawing her ass in half when he finds out who it was? “Has never forced himself on anyone”? How about “this is a despicable accusation about a despicable crime”? It’s not like someone’s accusing him of dinging their car.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Sloane

    Wouldn’t he have known or remembered who he was with in the Bahamas this summer? Wouldn’t he have a clue who was making the accusation?

  2. Jinxy McDeath

    I wonder if he can’t remember who the ‘victim’ is, could he have raped more than one woman? Is he some kind of vacation serial rapist? Why search a warehouse instead of his house?? More questions about a guy I really don’t even care about. It could be a random magic groupie, or he’s terribly twisted.

  3. w.

    I know a few professional magicians and they say that its an open secret that Copperfield is gay (yes, the Claudia Schiffer ‘relationship’ was purely PR). Supposedly this ‘incident’ took place in his private island in the Bahamas. They speculate that she was one of his guests, discovered something on his computer (underage porn anyone?) and this is a shakedown. It would explain why the FBI would confiscate computers in a US warehouse, and $2million in (allegedly!) payoff money….

  4. Sloane

    That makes more sense than a rape accusation where he has no clue who it could be.

  5. gerard Vandenberg

    A girl raiped? My Ass, this was a fucking FAGGOT with women clothes on his ass and dick!! Because all those fucking magicians are FAGGOT as hell. Take a close look at that dutch hans COCK(klok), who tries to entertain the Vegas-crowd over there. Oh No, they are not coming because of this FAGGOT-PLEASER but only because of his charming assisten-Girl: Pammy Anderson!!

  6. Jinxy McDeath

    Ding, Ding, Ding – I think W is the winner! That makes more sense than any of the weird stories, or even stranger denials. What a great snoopy guest she turned out to be, and this will make David Copperfields career disappear, if true.

    Thanks for sharing and letting us see into the dark soul and slight of pervy dick that is David Copperfield.

  7. WHy is their always rumours someone is gay

  8. joan durtz

    Yup, he’s strictly-dickly! You can tell by his dye job.

  9. B

    I know that David Copperfield is a rapist. He raped me years ago. I never told anyone when it happened. I was under age and scared. I am so happy this day has come. I hope he goes to jail for a long, long time!!!!!! I encourage any and all women that David Copperfield has hurt in the past to come forward and tell your stories. I know that in all these years, the Seattle woman and I can’t be the only two he has raped. I want to support this Seattle woman and put him in jail, where he belongs. I don’t want him to be able to hurt any more girls/women.

  10. yer mom

    I know a secret about david copperfield! He was dating a mexican novela star named stacey …. before she was a star at the age of 15!! this was about 5 years ago, so do your research and you will see her in pics. she travelled with him alot. green eyes, blond hair curly. check it out, why it was never exposed is beyond me. maybe because its a legal age in Mexico..

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