David Beckham’s Says He’s Got Milk

The most recent star, agreeing to lend his face to the “Got Milk?” campaign is one Mr. David Beckham. From Hello! Magazine:

The new posters, which will soon be appearing on billboards all across America, show the English star wearing only a pair of jeans and a thin layer of creamy white goodness across his upper lip. Fronting the high-profile publicity drive is evidence of the 31-year-old’s growing popularity in the United States.

Ooh, chile. Now I’m trying to behave and not say something vulgar, but you KNOW that white moustache is just BEGGING to be smothered in innuendo. I’m not gonna be the first to do it, but that’s only because I’m a lady.

Written by Lisa Timmons