David Beckham’s Lonely Balls Will Miss Italy

On the soccer field, sometimes David Beckham hears the teeny, tiny voice of his crotch pleading, “Hold me!” And so in an effort to console his genitalia, this is what happens. But keep in mind, he’s done much more disgusting stuff on the field, to be happy that all that’s going on is a little ball handling.

The reason for this extra attention might be because David’s feeling a little sad that he’s not going to be able to remain in Milan. The Emporio Armani poster boy and footballer has been enjoying playing with A.C. Milan during his extended stay in Italy.

Beckham told reporters recently, “I’ve said I want to stay here, and if I do go back then it will be a bit difficult, but we’ll have to wait and see what happens.” He should be reunited with wife Victoria Beckham back at their home in Los Angeles this time next month.

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On the soccer field, sometimes David Beckham hears the teeny, tiny voice of his crotch pleading, “Hold me!” And so in an effort to console his genitalia, this is what happens. But keep in mind, he’s done much more disgusting stuff on the field, to be happy that all that’s going on is a little ball handling.

The reason for this extra attention might be because David’s feeling a
little sad that he’s not going to be able to remain in Milan. The Emporio Armani poster boy and footballer has been enjoying playing with A.C. Milan during his extended stay in Italy.

Beckham told reporters
recently, “I’ve said I want to stay here, and if I do go back then it
will be a bit difficult, but we’ll have to wait and see what happens.”
He should be reunited with wife Victoria Beckham back at their home in Los Angeles this time next month.Check out all 15+ photos of David Beckham in the gallery!