David Beckham’s Lonely Balls Will Miss Italy

February 17th, 2009 // 11 Comments

On the soccer field, sometimes David Beckham hears the teeny, tiny voice of his crotch pleading, “Hold me!” And so in an effort to console his genitalia, this is what happens. But keep in mind, he’s done much more disgusting stuff on the field, to be happy that all that’s going on is a little ball handling.

The reason for this extra attention might be because David’s feeling a little sad that he’s not going to be able to remain in Milan. The Emporio Armani poster boy and footballer has been enjoying playing with A.C. Milan during his extended stay in Italy.

Beckham told reporters recently, “I’ve said I want to stay here, and if I do go back then it will be a bit difficult, but we’ll have to wait and see what happens.” He should be reunited with wife Victoria Beckham back at their home in Los Angeles this time next month.

Click any photo to check out all 15+ photos of David Beckham in the gallery!


On the soccer field, sometimes David Beckham hears the teeny, tiny voice of his crotch pleading, “Hold me!” And so in an effort to console his genitalia, this is what happens. But keep in mind, he’s done much more disgusting stuff on the field, to be happy that all that’s going on is a little ball handling.

The reason for this extra attention might be because David’s feeling a
little sad that he’s not going to be able to remain in Milan. The Emporio Armani poster boy and footballer has been enjoying playing with A.C. Milan during his extended stay in Italy.

Beckham told reporters
recently, “I’ve said I want to stay here, and if I do go back then it
will be a bit difficult, but we’ll have to wait and see what happens.”
He should be reunited with wife Victoria Beckham back at their home in Los Angeles this time next month.Check out all 15+ photos of David Beckham in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. peggy mattlage

    Is he needing to pee when he does this or what?

  2. iced

    I wouldn’t speak too soon, football is never simple with regards to transfers. I reckon Milan will either extend their loan til the summer then buy him in the summer transfer window or buy him outright sometime in the next week. I think LA are just trying to make it look like Beckham reneged on his deal when if you know anything about football & player’s contracts you’ll know that players being bought by other clubs whilst still under contract is a regular thing. So long as the 2 clubs agree on terms & fees then the deal will go ahead. Besides which LA should be forced to sell Beckham so he can actually play in a good league…the MLS sucks & is a waste of his talent.

  3. Messi

    Yes, the MLS sucks so badly that Beckham hasn’t been able to even get his team, the L.A. Galaxy, to the playoffs for two years now. That team included Beckham and some of the biggest stars in the league like Landon Donovan and Carlos Ruiz.

    The MLS sucks so badly that David Beckham has never even been nominated for league MVP, a distinction that went to Guillermo Barros-Schelotto of Argentina. For all intents and purposes, Beckham would be considered a flop had he not helped sell tickets to the games in which he played. Beckham has learned what almost every foreigner learns when they come to this country…The MLS is the most underrated league in the world and it is some of the fastest futbol around.

    What really sucks is people like yourself who are Eurosnobs and who really know nothing about futbol. While I agree, the MLS is not La Liga or Serie A, it is quickly becoming one of the top and most desired leagues in the Americas (it’s only a little over ten years old.) For those of us in the know, the MLS will be right up there with Argentina and Brazil sooner rather than later. The foreign players are top notch. The league only lacks talented Americans, as it is arguably our fourth or fifth sport.

    And in case you haven’t figured this out, AC Milan is doing this for a publicity stunt. They only offered the MLS 3 million dollars, which in the world of soccer is NOTHING. An insult, to Golden Balls himself.

  4. Messy

    re: Messi

    In life I’ve found that those who talk the most generally know the least.

    Case in Point: Messi

  5. to Messi says:

    ‘it is quickly becoming one of the top and most desired leagues’ what a load of shit maybe you should start watching some man u or inter Milan games to see what real football is because a team is a team they work together, you cant hold the blame on one player alone if la galaxy didn’t win there league its because of the team you cant single out one player! i feel bad for becks because iv watched la galaxys games there play is terrible in fact none of the American teams are worth mentioning there the equivalent of division 3 (maybe less) in the premiership, but it is his own fault a lucrative deal at a shitty team, he is now seeing his mistake, american ‘soccer’ is light years away from any European 1st class team, one they dont have the money as say basketball or that armored catch/rugby knockoff they play, they dont nurture players from an early age, all the big clubs in euro have football academies for the youths, kids as young as 6yrs are members

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