David Beckham, In All His Twinky Glory

February 21st, 2007 // 4 Comments

Not to say that I’m a huge girly-girl–I’ve always considered myself to be a bit of a tomboy with a fetish for lip-gloss–but looking at these pix and watching the video of David Beckham playing around with a soccer ball, while exposing his bare chest underneath a sweater that is clearly testing the limits of the whole “no, he’s just European” excuse, is making me feel extremely butch by comparison. Seriously, as I watched this video, I could feel my testicles growing, along with my desire to start wars and scoff at light beer. However, at the same time, I found myself oddly transfixed. My sexuality is now officially confused.

More photos of David Beckham from his Motorola photo shoot after the jump.

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By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Aw, Lisa!

    I felt some stirrings watching that, but it had nothing to do with me feeling manly =D

    Eye candy is eye candy!

  2. TammyV

    I don’t think it is him as much as it is the Japanese advertizing market that was suspect in that piece.

    I totally think that the sarongs and pretty pinks nails he used to sport are such a clearer indicator of umm, European sensiblities then this commerical.

  3. lexi

    um, i live in paris a.k.a home of all things eurotrash (well, brandon davis doesn’t live here, so i guess not allll things) anyways, nobody, NOBODY sports that look. not the hetero boys, not the gay boys, not the metrosexual boys, not the eurotrash boys. david’s outfit can’t be blamed on his being european. perhaps it’s a pre-scientology thing, i dunno.

  4. Pop quiz

    I had the same reaction as Lisa. He looked so ultra feminine in a soft fuzzy sweater that was exposing this upper body. Why does he feel the need to be practically naked all the time? His pants are so low I can almost see his johnson. Why even wear pants? This guy just wants to be naked and have everyone stare at him.

    I wish they hadn’t come to the USA. It used to be that we got all the cool Brits – John Lennon. Now we get the people who are rejected in Britain – Heather with her artificial limb who treated Paul McCartney like crap. Beckam who went from an incredible athlete to a self absorbed, pretty boy model. Go back to Britain!

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