David Beckham, In All His Twinky Glory

Not to say that I’m a huge girly-girl–I’ve always considered myself to be a bit of a tomboy with a fetish for lip-gloss–but looking at these pix and watching the video of David Beckham playing around with a soccer ball, while exposing his bare chest underneath a sweater that is clearly testing the limits of the whole “no, he’s just European” excuse, is making me feel extremely butch by comparison. Seriously, as I watched this video, I could feel my testicles growing, along with my desire to start wars and scoff at light beer. However, at the same time, I found myself oddly transfixed. My sexuality is now officially confused.

More photos of David Beckham from his Motorola photo shoot after the jump.

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