David And Victoria Beckham Crashed Their Car

August 25th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Don’t worry, they’re ok. Potential musical subjects David and Victoria Beckham were visiting their vacation home in France when David crashed their black BMW on Friday.

The Beckhams were on their way to the airport to catch a plane to China for the Olympic closing ceremony when Becks crashed into a wall. The windshield got shattered and the passenger side of the car got messed up. No other cars were involved and on one was hurt.

Ohmygod, he was so trying to kill her! He’s had enough! He can’t take that alien head in his bed anymore. He can’t take the constant nagging to be fashion icons. He’s over it! He tried to drive her ass into a wall!

Check out all the photos of David Beckham at the Olympics Closing Ceremony in the gallery.


Don’t worry, they’re ok. Potential musical subjects David and Victoria Beckham were visiting their vacation home in France when David crashed their black BMW on Friday.The
Beckhams were on their way to the airport to catch a plane to China for
the Olympic closing ceremony when Becks crashed into a wall. The
windshield got shattered and the passenger side of the car got messed
up. No other cars were involved and on one was hurt.Ohmygod, he was so trying to kill her! He’s had enough! He can’t take that alien head
in his bed anymore. He can’t take the constant nagging to be fashion
icons. He’s over it! He tried to drive her ass into a wall!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Meg

    The Paps made up the story to sell pics of them hugging in the car, which was scratched days earlier when it was parked at the airport.

    Posh wont be going down this easy.

  2. Major-Bastard

    Confirmed, the story is bullshit.

    A spokesman for Beckham denied the reports, telling MailOnline: David was saying goodbye [to Victoria] at the airport. The damage occurred days ago.’”

    EDIT: more from the spokesperson

    “David and Victoria Beckham were driving a car that had been scratched the day before when it had been left parked at the airport – they were not involved in any accident at all. There was no police, no crash, no paparazzi chase, etc. – just very incorrect reports via Internet gossip sites,” she said.

  3. Major-Bastard

    UPDATE:

    The Beckham’s have had this story killed from the newspapers, it’s no longer visible on the Daily Mail, The Sun and other newspaper sites.

    I bet the Lawyers are rubbing their hands and have dollar signs in their eyes.

  4. Fuck The Beckhams!

    Too bad these fucking assholes didn’t die! Oh well, maybe next time!

  5. Fuck The Beckhams!

    Too bad these fucking assholes didn’t die! Oh well, maybe next time!

  6. Fuck The Beckhams!

    Too bad these fucking assholes didn’t die! Oh well, maybe next time!

  7. George

    You’re supposed to drive on the right when you’re over here, idiots… Just do us a favor and fly your happy asses back to merry old England.

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