David Beckham Sues A Lying Prostitute

David Beckham denied having sex with a prostitute in a threesome in 2007 in a formal declaration. The soccer star is now suing the sh*t out of his accuser in a $25 million lawsuit against Irma Nici and “In Touch Weekly,” which ran the story.

His declar”Nici has fabricated the following facts about me:

- that in August 2007, I committed adultery with Nici and another prostitute by paying for sex with the two of them …
— that about a month later, I again committed adultery with Nici at the Claridges Hotel in London
— that in October 2007, I contacted Nici while I was in New York seeking to again commit adultery …
— that Nici has had sex with me five times in total.”

The offended family man, pictured with his three sons, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz riding bicycles and skateboards along Venice boardwalk on Dec. 8, ended with this: “I have never met Nici, let alone committed adultery or paid her for sex.” So there.