David Arquette Says What We’re All Thinking On Howard Stern: He’s Crazy!

David Arquette admitted in yet another Howard Stern interview that he is in the midst of a nervous breakdown. Just in case you all hadn’t already figured that one out!
“I’ve been drinking a lot because I’m heartbroken. It’s really a personal, traumatic thing,” Arquette said of the past few months since separating from wife Courteney Cox. “When I drink, I become a maniac.”

Stern asked if the actor was in fact having a breakdown, to which he replied, “”I believe so.”

“Everybody is worried and concerned about me,” Arquette added, pictured looking crazy outside the Roosevelt Hotel on Dec. 4.

He again alluded to why he and Cox were having problems in the first place, saying the actress “didn’t want to be my mother. But I kind of need a mother.” Sounds like she made the wise choice! He also added that his wife was mad about the first interview. Can’t wait to hear how she takes this: Arquette wants to get with his Never Been Kissed co-star Drew Barrymore!

“I know she is with Justin Long and everything, but [how] cool would an Arquette-Barrymore child be?” he said. “From a pure breeding standpoint.”

Ew. I don’t think this nut-job breeding with anyone right now would be cool at all. When are those divorce papers coming out already?