David Arquette Has A Big Fat Mouth

Remember that time when David Arquette called into the Howard Stern show and talked about his separation from wife Courteney Cox and how he banged that Jasmine Waltz chick, and then later twittered a long ass apology for oversharing?

Well, I guess learning lessons is for suckers, because homeboy went back on Howard Stern and yakked some more!  He talked about how he and Courteney don’t have a prenup (that’s probably good news for Court since she clearly has more money), and how he banged some other unnamed girl.  He then went on to make me… uncomfortable.

“After the first girl I slept with … a few days later … I was, like, crying,” he said. “It was the end of all the intimacy I shared with my wife. It was like a new thing. It was like … putting that away.”

Too personal, dude.  But it gets better!

Later that day (pause for effect), David went on Live with Regis and Kelly and talked about his unerring fidelity to Courteney.

“I was faithful to my wife for 11 years, completely devoted,” he said. “We had been separated for a while and we didn’t want to make that public, so it wouldn’t be a big deal. But we also had an agreement that we could date other people. I didn’t want to be labeled as a cheater.”

Doesn’t it seem like that should have been his first and only statement?  I don’t really think David did anything wrong, but he should really stop now.  Even that kid of his knows he acting the fool.  Speaking of which, gander at these pictures of little Coco (I can’t with that name) with her freshly shaved dad at the ONLY pumpkin patch in the state of California on Sunday.  Really, people, they don’t sell pumpkins at the grocery store in LA?

Also, check out some video of David slapping down those cheating rumors!