Sometimes I daydream that the Katy Perry song “The One That Got Away” is about an imaginary relationship that Darren Criss and I once had in our youth. And now I’m just waiting for the magical day that we’ll actually be reunited and he’ll fall madly in love with me right where we left off.
Like the dreamy show-stopper that he is, Darren took center stage during Sing Out, Raise Hope’s benefit concert in NYC in an effort to raise money for The Trevor Project and Elizabeth Glaser’s Pediatric AIDS Foundation.
My future betrothed belted out Christmas classics like “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” but also did a classical piano remix of Britney Spears “Hit Me Baby One More Time.”
Boom. He’s got it like that. Do you think he’ll attend her wedding too? I’m completely 100% available to be a plus one. Call me.