Who watched the premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey last night???
Whether you did or not you have to hear the crazy that is Danielle Staub. On her blog on Bravo’s website she writes an entry called Just Sayin’ and there isn’t much she isn’t saying about Caroline Manzo, Teresa Giudice, Andy Cohen, and Jacqueline Lau who all attended the premiere event at The Brownstone yesterday in, where else, New Jersey.
Here are some high(low?)lights from the rant:
“Teresa, Teresa, Teresa … You’re like an insane asylum without medication. You have no filter, no vocabulary, and absolutely no room to be passing judgment upon others. I’d love to entertain your thoughts of me giving a crap what you say about me. But oh, gee … I don’t. Sometimes listening to your voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Just sayin’ my personal opinion. I would love to talk all day about everything that is going on in your life like bankruptcy fraud … yikes!”
“Jacqueline -I really felt bad that Ashley got thrown out of Catholic school. I’m so happy to hear she finally did graduate. Was that by a GED or with her graduating class?”
“Shows me a lot about who you really are Caroline. You yourself say your husband is never home because he works all the time. Sweetie, get a hobby. I know a lot of women the same age as me. I’m proud I don’t know you as well as you think you know me. The only thing we share is age.”
“Dina – I’m glad you related to Kim from “Posh” in such a way – I wish I knew how to spell it, but I could give a rat’s ass. We are not family, and we are definitely not friends. And I’m so thrilled to announce that to the world. Move on with your life Dina, please stop obsessing with me.”
Yes…clearly everyone else has an obsession problem.