Daniel Craig’s Still On The Beach

December 29th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Everyone and their mother flew their rich asses to St. Bart’s right after taking their Christmas tree down. From Mariah Carey to David Letterman to Daniel Craig. Why St. Bart’s? There are a million other tropical paradises to flock to. Does the island not allow anyone on who doesn’t make more than at least  $5 million a year? That must be it. Here’s Daniel Craig still lolling about on the beach with girlpal Satsuki Mitchell. That’s a hot name and if I have a child (or an adorable dog), I think it’s getting “Satsuki” for a nom de guerre. No, I’m Irish. Why do you ask?

Craig seemed to unwittingly recreate scenes from his first (and from what we’ve heard, better) James Bond flick Casino Royale when he donned a pair of spandexy trunks and got Satsuki wet and then sandy. That’s not a great mix. Especially when you’re dry-humping.

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Everyone and their mother flew their rich asses to St. Bart’s right after taking their Christmas tree down. From Mariah Carey to David Letterman
to Daniel Craig. Why St. Bart’s? There are a million other tropical
paradises to flock to. Does the island not allow anyone on who doesn’t
make more than at least  $5 million a year? That must be it. Here’s
Daniel Craig still lolling about on the beach
with girlpal Satsuki Mitchell. That’s a hot name and if I have a child
(or an adorable dog), I think it’s getting “Satsuki” for a nom de
guerre. No, I’m Irish. Why do you ask?Craig seemed to unwittingly recreate scenes from his first (and from what we’ve heard, better) James Bond flick Casino Royale
when he donned a pair of spandexy trunks and got Satsuki wet and then
sandy. That’s not a great mix. Especially when you’re dry-humping.

By J. Harvey
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