Dane Cook Isn’t Funny

I’m glad someone recognized this. Comedian (and I use that term loosely) Dane Cook is winning a Boston radio station’s tournament for unfunniest comedian.

WBCN is running a March Madness-type tournament on their weekday afternoon talk show in which Dane Cook is coming out ahead of Jeff Foxworthy, Paula Poundstone, and Carlos Mencia as the unfunniest comic currently working.

This isn’t far-off. He has allegedly stolen material from other comedians like Joe Rogan and Louis CK. There are also reports that he’s the most reviled comedian in the industry. Well, yeah, he’s stealing material! He’s also a straight-up diva. Smith & Wolensky’s steakhouse had to throw him out because he was acting like a dick.

“His assistant ordered for him. He got a steak and sent it back three times,” said an employee. “The chef was furious. Eventually we told him enough is enough.”

Your assistant ordered for you? Was he on his cell, wearing shades and too busy to look at the menu? Probably. Ugh, what a penis. Cook’s rep denied the steakhouse story, but went on to mention how many tickets Dane has sold in Boston when he tours.

Look, B. Harvey (J. Harvey’s little brother) just went because he could get drunk and meet chicks alright? Some ladies think Dane Cook is funny and handsome so they go to his shows. You can’t blame B. Harvey for using every available avenue to land some tail!

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I’m glad someone recognized this. Comedian (and I use that term loosely) Dane Cook is winning a Boston radio station’s tournament for unfunniest comedian.

WBCN is running a March Madness-type tournament on their weekday afternoon talk show in which Dane Cook is coming out ahead of Jeff Foxworthy, Paula Poundstone, and Carlos Mencia as the unfunniest comic currently working.

This isn’t far-off. He has allegedly stolen material from other comedians like Joe Rogan and Louis CK.
There are also reports that he’s the most reviled comedian in the
industry. Well, yeah, he’s stealing material! He’s also a straight-up
diva. Smith & Wolensky’s steakhouse had to throw him out because he
was acting like a dick.

“His assistant ordered for him. He got a steak and sent it back
three times,” said an employee. “The chef was furious. Eventually we
told him enough is enough.”

Your assistant ordered for you? Was he on his cell, wearing shades
and too busy to look at the menu? Probably. Ugh, what a penis. Cook’s
rep denied the steakhouse story, but went on to mention how many
tickets Dane has sold in Boston when he tours.

Look, B. Harvey (J. Harvey’s little brother) just went because he
could get drunk and meet chicks alright? Some ladies think Dane Cook is
funny and handsome so they go to his shows. You can’t blame B. Harvey
for using every available avenue to land some tail!