Damien, It’s All For You!

August 8th, 2007 // 16 Comments

(WENN)

And it shall be a human number – 666! The scariest Goth devil couple in Hollywood, Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter, are with demon. Dude, isn’t she kinda up there now? Watch out, because his ex-girlfriend is a dangerous vampira and will suck the life out of that child if she gets ahold of it. Who am I kidding – that kid’s going to be cloaked in darkness and summoning Baal, Eater of Children! He’ll suck the marrow out of that jealous bitch’s bones!

“[They] are very happy to be expecting their second child later this year,” says her rep, Karon Maskill.

Their baby is due in December. The couple already have a 3-year-old son, Billy Raymond Burton.

They already have a kid? And he hasn’t eaten the world? Get this, she said in 2003 that they lived in adjoining homes connected by a door. And her decoration was “Beatrix Potter” and his was “James Bond”. What the f*ck? Maniacs! That’s a lie, you know it was Dracula’s Castle.

By J. Harvey
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  1. stolidog

    at least they are interesting in the non-traditional vapid, coke whore, flash my bits, adderall adicted, zombie handed, plastic titted, closet homo, head on a stick kinda way most of the rest of hollywood is.

  2. My $.02

    I *heart* Helena, especially after Harry Potter. She’s the be villainess ever! After experiences the “joys” of matrimony, the only way I’d ever do it again is in “adjoining homes connected by a door”. More power to them!

  3. countessa

    why are you picking on these two? Maybe they are a bit eccentric and do not fit the hollywood mold, but they are lot more sucessful and stable than – almost everybody else in hollywood. And you didnt know they already had a child? Maybe because they dont use thier child for photo ops/publicity.

  4. spacey

    Beatrix Potter, or Bellatrix LeStrange? Muahahaha.

    These two are great.. and I think adjoining houses could well be the secret to a successful marriage.

    Creative folk need space. Lots of it.

  5. DA

    Fuck Kim Kasdashian, I want a reality show about these two!! Of course, they’re too classy to do that, but damn! that would be awesome!! I bet the have the best discussions and dinner parties.

    Their kids are going to grow up to be such creative geniuses!!

  6. pizda

    CONGRATS! tim needs to make more movies with JDepp

  7. essie

    I really like both of them. There is something 19th century eccentric about them which makes them interesting and totally unlike other movie stars.

  8. drea

    other commenters are so refreshing today…

  9. Um…generalizing much?

    Why are you hating on these awesome, original, inspiring people? Because they’re dark and into the macabre? Who said that makes a person “evil” or “weird”?

    Honestly, I used to like this site but this is just middle school judgement. They are both good, normal people who happen to like what you call “Goth” stuff. So fucking what?!

  10. Um…generalizing much?

    Why are you hating on these awesome, original, inspiring people? Because they’re dark and into the macabre? Who said that makes a person “evil” or “weird”?

    Honestly, I used to like this site but this is just middle school judgement. They are both good, normal people who happen to like what you call “Goth” stuff. So effing what?!

  11. mandy

    what’s wrong with a house like Dracula’s castle? I’d LOVE to live in a place like that. It’s Gothic and classic and beautiful. You have horrifying taste, obviously.

  12. green cardigan

    Prim Reaper and Those Like Minded –
    I, for one, would not come to this site if JH or LT put up posts, for example this one of Tim Burton and HB Carter, and wrote things like ‘They are a little strange looking, they live in a dark castle but underneath they are really nice people’. I mean, just pass the tranquilizers.
    It’s all speculation in the end, right? So why not make it funny? And it’s not ‘hating on’ someone…and by the way, where did that expression spring from?Or that other one ‘bitter much’ ‘generalize much’.

    END OF. (Discussion)

  13. Noooo!

    WHY!? I WANTED TIM BURTONS CHILDREN! :(
    THIS HAS RUINED MY DAY!

  14. kitty

    They are a brilliant couple, and their living arrangement is uncommonly sensible. Adjoining houses is the only way I myself could “live with” someone else.

  15. ixal

    The connected house idea is an excellent one. I agree with all of the comments that they are an interesting and creative couple.

  16. Joan Durtz

    She’s lame ladies, she’s a home wrecker!

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