Dale DaBone Says Jennifer Capriati’s Overdose Result of Porn & Depression

Tennis star Jennifer Capriati’s overdose was caused by two things, according to her ex-boyfriend, porn star Dale DaBone: his return to porn and her depression over tennis.

Dabone, who has 443 films under his penis (he doesn’t wear a built, so…), said Capriati would get depressed every time a grand slam event went down, complaining she was forced out of tennis because of injuries. So she began taking prescription meds. We’ve all been there.

But apparently Capriati also hated DaBone’s line of work, and was livid with him when spoke to her her in the hospital Sunday night, saying she was “hysterical” over his decision to return to the spotlight for “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.” I’m glad they spell it out that it’s a parody.

I don’t even know what to say. I don’t even have the energy to make something up clever enough to follow it with a ‘That’s what she said’ joke.