Daddy Spears Thinks Benji Madden Is Good For Britney

December 19th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Daddy Spears has had it up to here with Britney‘s single, spinster lifestyle. He’s sick and tired of it and sure as hell ready for her next tabloid affair (it will be good publicity for her world tour). So what to do? Call up Benji Madden, of course! Duh!


InTouch is reporting that Jamie Spears put Benji on a short list for the role of Britney’s Short-Lived Fling To Boost Concert Sales. Also slated to audition were Chace Crawford, Jesse Metcalf, and Michael Phelps. Ha! One of these is not like the others…

Since officially splitting with Paris Hilton, Benji is out of work and was “the most interested.” They’ve gone on a few dates, one to the Peninsula Hotel in the Beverly Hills Hotel for dinner, and of course these “sources” are saying the two are really digging each other.

I’m still rooting for Phelps to pull a dark horse and swoop away Brit Brit from Benji. Michael Phelps has done a mediocre job in the tabloids, but I think a faux-mance with Britney would certainly secure it.

Click on a slideshow of Brit Brit’s maybe future boyfriends!


Daddy Spears has had it up to here with Britney‘s single, spinster lifestyle. He’s sick and tired of it and sure as hell ready for her next tabloid affair (it will be good publicity for her world tour). So what to do? Call up Benji Madden, of course! Duh!


InTouch is reporting that Jamie Spears put Benji on a short list for the role of Britney’s Short-Lived Fling To Boost Concert Sales. Also slated to audition were Chace Crawford, Jesse Metcalf, and Michael Phelps. Ha! One of these is not like the others…

Since officially splitting with Paris Hilton, Benji is out of work and was “the most interested.” They’ve gone on a few dates, one to the Peninsula Hotel in the Beverly Hills Hotel for dinner, and of course these “sources” are saying the two are really digging each other.

I’m still rooting for Phelps to pull a dark horse and swoop away Brit Brit from Benji. Michael Phelps has done a mediocre job in the tabloids, but I think a faux-mance with Britney would certainly secure it.

Click on a slideshow of Brit Brit’s maybe future boyfriends!
By Melissa Noble
  1. Mowgli

    Benji and Britney should date…

  2. Baboo

    Michael Phelps should get his teeth fixed.

  3. Nimbus

    wat a load of crap…. bull bull bull, don’t believe it for a second.

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