Breaking News: Cute Guy From “Prison Break” Going To Prison For Four Years

Ouch. Well, you killed someone. Mistake or not, somebody’s in the ground and it was your fault. Lane Garrison has been sentenced to four years in prison for the drunk driving incident that killed a seventeen-year-old. There’s some weird irony here in that he was getting famous for playing a prisoner. There’s also a scary factor in that he’s probably much too cute and well-built to be able to remain unmolested in jail. He might want to think about investing in a chastity thong or something.

Before sentencing, a highly emotional Garrison told the victims’ families he was “genuinely remorseful” and “sickened” by his behavior that night.

TMZ was in court as the judge told Garrison he will get credit for the 91 days he has already served. That, combined with California’s Work Time/Good Time early release program, means he will likely be in state prison for about 20 months.

He must also pay close to $300,000 to the Setian family and to the two girls who were in the car.

Garrison was said to have been quiet as he was taken away in handcuffs after sentencing. Damn. Can you think of anything worse than jail? Well, being killed in a drunk driving accident, yeah, but besides that?