After Being Photographed By Me, Javier Bardem Picked Up Penelope Cruz And Hit The Town

November 29th, 2007 // 7 Comments

How come these two didn’t invite me along in their official debut as a couple? I’m fun and I can probably drink the two of them under the damn table. Then again, I don’t want to see Penny Cruz drunk. I would have no idea what the hell she was talking about for sure. After the Gotham Awards on Tuesday night in NYC, Javier Bardem and companions Penelope Cruz and Bardem’s co-star in “No Country For Old Men” Josh Brolin did the town. They hit the bar at 60 Thompson Hotel where they unfortunately had the bad luck to roll up on Lydia Hearst trying to sell her new line of purses. Ugh. They were also attacked by the paps at Socialista. Bardem and crew got in, and a doorman held off the photogs. Until a few slipped in and went full on flashbulb nightmare on the trio. The owner wasn’t having it and put the kibosh on it. Reports say that “Armin called the police and forced the photographers to surrender their memory cards.” Armin Armiri is the owner in question, and he gave the memory cards to Javier, Penelope and Josh. Penelope Cruz is probably like “what is this? It’s the size of a fingernail and holds pictures? Brilliant!” You know she’s new to the ways of the world.

Photos: INFDaily.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. drunken lauren

    shut up J…. you are dreaming again….

    i thought u where family???? right????

    or you just have this thing for Ms. Cruz????

  2. drunken lauren

    shut up J…. you are dreaming again….

    i thought u where family???? right????

    or you just have this thing for Ms. Cruz????

  3. drunken lauren

    … wait i take that back, you were referring to javier, ok that makes more sense… but you are still dreaming… my girlfriend….

  4. rootabega

    gotta love drunken lauren

  5. drunken lauren

    loving you back ROOTABEGA, even though i think you are making fun of me, BUT i will not ask, just take your love and RUN…..
    =)

  6. rootabega

    not at all grrl u funny

  7. drunken lauren

    oh, in that case, a BIG thnx all the way from TX!!!!!

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