Cristiano Ronaldo To Marry Girlfriend Irina Shayk

Boo you whore.

Russian model Irina Shayk announced on her Facebook that she and MY future husband to be Cristiano Ronaldo are getting married…what is it with this couple and their status updates?

Shayk wrote, “I am committed Christian and the wedding will take place before Christmas.” Then Irina, pictured July 8 in Soho, added, “I love my boyfriend , I love my life and I love Portugal.” It almost makes me sick.

And baby makes three, right? Oh wait…make that four. Or five.